Thyrian

Mindflayers are definitly evil (from humanoid perstective) because of their species. They eat and bread brains. And they are interesting.

Clerics don't need to choose.

Why are you getting down voted so much? Isn't this just a post of you figuring out and explainig that dnd 5e isn't the best fit for you (in a comedic way)? Did I misread the entire post?

What's the system you wanted to try?

*Sehr nett

Horny Bard: "I do the Lobster"

Zealot Barbarian: "I die"

After humanity will die because of catastrophes due to climat change, it will not matter, who is right... only who is left.

Easy. Bitcoin.

I think it is still fun. Just a different kind of fun. It shifts to a taktical game with lots of interesting strategic discussions instead of an exploration game.

I don't understand.

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