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[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

this already happens to me, though?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

To get new pants you need to walk to a real store in your shit pants and buy a can of mountain dew, scan that barcode, shout the verification phrase "I did the dew!" and then you're able to change pants in game.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

At press time, Dorley Hall is seeking out the applications of the technology in the forced feminization industry

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I'm imagining the next version of Skyrim featuring a recreation of the drink a verification can greentext.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

jokes on them, I'm always shitting my pants in real life and never in-game.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

With this technology your character in game will shit their pants when that happens

this post was submitted on 08 May 2025
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