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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

You guys are getting discord girlfriends?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 hours ago

Have you seen the movie "Her"?

[–] [email protected] 82 points 14 hours ago

i know I'll get downvoted to oblivion for saying this but I don't care; I think this is disgusting. i don't like shaming people for who they are or what they do, or bullying of any kind, BUT i also think it's absolutely apprehensible behavior to engage in a romantic relationship with someone who uses discord.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

Hahaha, she's fat. The horror. The betrayal. He thought he had a girl who loved him, but little did he know she was fat. And nothing is more horrific than that. Thank God he found out, he might have started caring about her, like an idiot.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

It's okay to be disappointed if you exchange pics with an online flirt and it turns out they're fat.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I assumed the joke was his "girlfriend" was a man who's been lying to him, at least that was my initial thought from the exceptionally hairy legs.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 hours ago

Seems like the obvious joke to me too...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Why is everyone assuming this is about weight? What's the reverse image search part mean? I feel like there's something else to this.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 hours ago

When he attempted to reverse search the image, he didn't find any matches which lead him to believe this is a real photo from the person he's chatting with and not a joke or something like that. There are two assumptions (based on this thread anyway, order has no bearings on which one is more "true" or not).

  1. (My assumption) He is disappointed because the girl is fat/hairy and therefore unattractive and unworthy of his affection.

  2. He is disappointed because the hairy leg makes him think his "girlfriend" is his "boyfriend," otherwise known as a catfish, and he is feeling tricked/embarrassed/hurt/etc.

My knee jerk assumption was weight. When I encounter posts with fat people, I'm used to people responding in revulsion so I took that train of thought.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Without context this isn't funny and the most i can get out of it is that it is fat shaming and/or shaming unshaved legs

[–] [email protected] 17 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 13 hours ago

Not baiting. I just genuinely don't find content from this community funny when it shows up in my feed. And if you can't explain what is funny about this post without thinking its bait then maybe you should reflect on that.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 22 hours ago

I think the implication is OP got catfished

[–] [email protected] 4 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

it's okay to hate bodies that dont conform to the fantasy standard, didn't you get that memo?

it's also fine to hate addicts and neurodivergents and anyone that suffers consequences from behavioral patterns, because anything short of perfection is shit, dontchaknow. god i hate myself

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

Average weight 20 years ago isn't a fantasy standard.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (4 children)

I don't like the idea of the word fat-shaming. Of course I don't condone bullying but being so hyper protective about someone being fat just is peculiar to me. When I was fat myself, due to the teasing of my friends (again not bullying) I put in the work and got fit therefore now I'm more healthy. That wouldn't happen if my friends were afraid of not "fat-shaming" me

[–] [email protected] 29 points 20 hours ago (9 children)

I mean, that's nice for you, but the difference is that that teasing was coming from the friends, and not internet randos who neither know nor care about you.

Next to nobody who sees that screenshot knows the person in the photo, or whether they're even able to lose weight by "putting in the work".

Also, there's a preponderance of evidence that your case is an outlier, and "teasing" does not improve the lives of its targets.

You never know what somebody is going through, and it costs nothing to be kind.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 19 hours ago

You're right, I should try and be more kind. Sorry

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (1 children)

my father beat me and I turned out fine-

-ass comment

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 hours ago

Delusional comparison lol

[–] [email protected] 0 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

You can credit whatever you want in your head, but learning to hate our bodies is more of a recipe for eating disorders than it is for self-care of exercising and eating right

[–] [email protected] 2 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

That doesn't mean others can't dislike what they see.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

", Tauren desperately interjected, eager to remind the two strangers talking about their own bodies that he hates fat people.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 13 hours ago

When you misuse words, they lose any meaning, and so does your speech.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 20 hours ago

Very simple. Turns out the egirlfriens op has a crush on is not attractive at all to op meaning its over.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 115 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"I'm serious. She could actually be a 300 pound dude who lives in his momma's basement in suburban Detroit. And her name is Chuck." - Ready Player One

[–] [email protected] 19 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (2 children)

No, no, no! Come on! Cooper was right... This guy wants to have sex with me!

"Listen, Mieke... I don't want to arrange any meetings with you, you sick, German freak. So please keep your hands off my genitals, and never write to me again, and don't come to America. Goodbye."

  • EuroTrip
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

Real talk here, Eurotrip was a leagues better internet relationship story than Ready Player One could ever hope to be.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 hours ago

Amazing movie

Mi scusi

[–] [email protected] 74 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Is the problem that she uses Gnome, or that she uses dark mode?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

...it's a Windows workstation!

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 14 hours ago

a cis person in the year of our lord 2025? disgusting.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago

Doesn't look like gnome in any way. That task bar looks like windows 11. Gnome doesn't have a task bar. The "bar" of icons on the left are discord servers.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Doesn't that look more like Windows 11?

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Windows 11 did rip off gnome 🤔

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

Ummm...Windows 11 was way more of a KDE ripoff than a gnome ripoff.

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Maybe she's just cheating and accidently sent you a private pic from the person she's cheating with, don't give up hope /s

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Can't rule out that's a close-up of a capybara. Gf is 3 capybaras stacked in a trenchcoat? Rule 1 of the Internet--pics or she never happened.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I don't get it

Isn't it pretty normal not to shave your legs?

[–] [email protected] 29 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I think the implication is that the discord girlfriend was an overweight man pretending to be a woman in order to catfish

[–] [email protected] 2 points 14 hours ago

He has very dainty feet then. Twinkle toes even. But it's probably a dude yeah.

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