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[-] [email protected] 59 points 2 years ago

if you hand me my glasses like that i’m going to cry

and if you touch my guitar like that you’re going to die

[-] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago

You're fine with the orange juice and camera?

[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago

Hmm, hand flavoured juice.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago

That was just water, the color is from their fingernails.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Out of all the things you could've said, you chose to say that.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Out of all the things, you chose

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

I did not choose to keep that in my memory

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Out of all the things you could have chosen to say, and you decided that. I hope you stub your little toe twice today.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

"Here, have some orange hand juice! Tastes finger lickin' good!"

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

you have a point, those are equally disgusting

[-] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago

The third image reminds me of the following wise words:

“Always carry a microfiber cloth with you“ -Steve Jobs

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

I always carry my shirt with me

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Personally I always carry my shirt ON me, but you do you, I guess 🤷

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Soft paper tissues work just as well in my one year experience of owning glasses.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

I always feel like I’ll end up scratching them with paper tissues lol

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

That's what I thought too, but I used the super soft ones and surprisingly they work super well.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Oh damn will definitely try it out…after I recover from this trauma you have caused my brain 🤣 ugh the juice makes me so uncomfortable

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

You're welcome 😁

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

What? How could you ever scratch glass with paper? Is paper ewtraordinary rough where you live? Where I read paper I have to imagine soft and delicate paper

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Hahaha. Some tissue paper has textures on it. I meant that could scratch it.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

“Don’t forget to bring a towel” -Towelie

[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago

If someone did that to my guitar I would punch them

[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

Pic 1 is a bit of a stretch. You'd have to be highly regarded to grab a glass like that

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Highly regarded like the mayor? Like a pillar of the business community? Like Ke$ha?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

kesha could survive the public backlash for the glass

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

I mean, she hasn't been tarred, feathered and deported for her music yet, so probably 🤷

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

It's true, I was at a gala dinner and saw Sir David Attenborough pass a glass of orange juice just like that and nobody batted an eye.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

That is hard to look at.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Hands knife back blade first

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Fun fact: amongst olden European nobility, handing someone a knife with the handle first meant that you wanted them to use it to kill themselves. Then again, they didn't actually hand each other knives that often afaik 🤷

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

I am often a victim of number 3, especially, with my young kids around :(

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

It makes me feel uncomfortable

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Are pic 2 and 3 not the same? Don't touch the lenses

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

You're haha on it because it's funny, but a couple weeks ago my friend gave me an empty glass like on the first picture for sure, and he was totally fine.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Sweet Jesus 😬😬😬😱

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

It's true, I was at a gala dinner and saw Sir David Attenborough pass an glass of orange juice just like that and nobody batted an eye.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

New fear unlocked

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

This just feels wrong

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