El Chisme

Westoids do this thing where they like to display their wives' ethnicity to others. Like, ''bro, check out my Asian wife'' from libertarians. He coulda just said the steak taco thing, but no, they have to show off their product, their war trophies. I know it sounds silly to call a gusana a ''war trophy'' but this is sort of the Predator mentality that Westoids have practiced for centuries now.

I'm trying to think of a way to satirize the "exotic wife guy" genre without seeming to endorse it, and I guess my move would be to make my (always off camera) partner be an extra terrestrial, interject inscrutable symbols with heart emojis, show myself eating unrecognizable foods, dancing to atonal clicks & whistles, and maybe put some of pastel claw in a shot once. like "she" has some crustacean type of features.

Me playing GTA6

What is it about Americans and their stupid sounding department acronyms?

DOT sounds like some kind of little old lady, not a workplace.

Hi my name's Dirt_Owl I work at the FARTBLART

I’m not sure what’s sadder, that the transportation secretary is a former Real World “Star,” or that he’s still more qualified than