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submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Ready for unsupervised FSD in 26 days for Austin cybertaxis, DEFINITELY.

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[-] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago

Someone somewhere failed a CAPTCHA at that exact moment.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Identify all oncoming cars. Quickly.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

The crazy thing is that nothing will come of this. In a sane society this incident coupled with the footage would lead to an immediate stop of all Tesla FSD usage and an open ended investigation. What happens in our reality? Nothing, we just patiently wait for people to die.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

lutnick just said tesla imports will be exempt, and trump is propping up tesla.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

Just a reminder that these stupid vehicles are throttle and steer by wire. So if the computer malfunctions in an exciting way it can and will kill you.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

And if there's a fire the door handles seem to need the computer to work

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Hey now, there's a backup wire to open the door...!

It has a 50% failure rate, and just for fun, it's hidden in an unlabeled compartment. Good luck, there may be a timed quiz on its location.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

IMO the first thing owners should do is put a few emergency stickers pointing at it. How did they not do that at the plant.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Folks are adding fucking ripcords to theirs.

Like, a DIY emergency escape lever. A non-factory-stock way to open the doors in case of fire. Completely insane.

https://www.reddit.com/r/TeslaModelY/comments/1gq32dc/installed_these_emergency_release_straps_for_the/

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Oh don't sell those things short. They can also kill people around them and not just their occupants.

[-] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

or it shortscircuit/

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

It's like the fsd was reliving footage where this happened in the past.

Is the fsd the same tech as generative AI? It reminds me of the video of the vending machine that tried closing shop.

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