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By the way, the r/poppi subreddit has been deleted. Pepsi silencing all dissent. I would say to "pour one out" for Poppi, but I don't recommend buying these sodas, and I don't drink soda in general (water remains undefeated).

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[–] [email protected] 69 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"I'm all for capitalism"

capitalist does capitalist thing capitalist-ly

"wtf >:("

[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 days ago

"still love the truck, though"

[–] [email protected] 91 points 3 days ago (4 children)

[explains in depth how the inevitable laws of capitalism are resulting in an unhealthier, worse product, to dismay]

I'm all for capitalism,

This is another huey_freeman_sigh.webp moment

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

he even worked in tech! how can he not be for capitalism, it gave us iphones!

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

[explains in depth how the inevitable laws of capitalism are resulting in an unhealthier, worse product, to dismay]

I'm all for capitalism, but

I do not, in fact, think this person is all for capitalism.

Edit: I looked at their post history, they seem to be an ex-con gay man whose main political subreddits are r/TheLib and r/JohnOliver where they post trump is hitler/russiagate stuff. They're a sinophobe. Their main hobbies seem to be pokemon go and sports gambling. They live in North Carolina. They believe real communism has never been tried and wouldn't work anyway because of human nature. They work in sales and say they make 6 figures. They may, in fact, be all for capitalism 😭

[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 days ago

I’m all for Capitalism but why do corporations care about profits so much?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I'll have to start replying to posts with a blank comment, just for my avi

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

It gets me every time.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

"I still love my cybertruck"

[–] [email protected] 45 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Keep winning by drinking water.

Oh I'm being told my province has sold all the water rights to Nestle. For like no money at all. Fuck.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Buy a carbonation tank and some specialty bottles/pipes/nozzle for under $200. Carbonate all your drinks for cents a gallon. Experiment with your own soda syrup or just drink sparkling water/wine. After the initial investment you just need to refill the tank every six months.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago (4 children)

The soda syrup is expensive as fuck (relative to water, smoothies, etc.) basically no matter what unless there's one people can make themselves. Even getting no-name syrup in bulk from restaurant distributors is barely cost-effective compared to getting 32 packs of soda for 15-17$ from Costco.

I was curious if I could make my own energy drink cheaper than buying and tried pricing the individual components (which doesn't even factor in the labour you'd need to do to actually get caffeine blended homogenously into it) and no matter how I worked it out I couldn't get it cheaper than buying some more ready-made product.

The ingredients are too exotic and expensive compared to making your own alcohol or just carbonated water or fruit juice or something.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

The ingredients are too exotic and expensive compared to making your own alcohol or just carbonated water or fruit juice or something.

Well, they're not exotic, per se, they're just used on massive quantities in complex supply chains. It's all about scale.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, I should have said zero sugar flavor packets, coffee syrup sweatener, or juice. But the neat thing about owning your own carbonation tank is you can experiment with different options. Your results may vary!

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

The soda syrup is expensive as fuck (relative to water, smoothies, etc.) basically no matter what unless there's one people can make themselves. Even getting no-name syrup in bulk from restaurant distributors is barely cost-effective compared to getting 32 packs of soda for 15-17$ from Costco.

wtf, does America not have squash/cordial? I get 2 litres of Vimto concentrate for like £3, which makes about 10-20 litres of soda depending on how strong you like it.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Just make sure it isn't a sodastream

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I wouldn't buy soda stream or any other company. You never get enough gas for the price. A DIY CO2 tank is the way to go

[–] [email protected] 67 points 3 days ago

I've worked in tech for over a decade but was it too much to ask of a giant corporation to not acquire a product and turn it into garbage?

This reads like a bit.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 days ago

Yes, it is too much to ask of a corporation to not turn their product into garbage. Their entire incentive starts and ends at profit. They will do whatever they can to increase profit, and this is hailed as "the efficiency of the private sector".

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago

A huge treat related whine about capitalism -> "I'm all for capitalism..."

[–] [email protected] 58 points 3 days ago (1 children)

hardcore soda enthusiasts

Stop

[–] [email protected] 46 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I only drink prestige soda. This is a soda casual who doesn't know shit about the spice meta.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Let's see Paul Allen's sody pop.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 days ago

bateman-business-card oh my god, it even has 7% juice

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I know this is a joke, but there are entire branches of science dedicated to developing the spice meta.

Motherfuckers are really out there using gas chromatography to optimise soda flavours.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago

Motherfuckers are really out there using gas chromatography to optimise soda flavours.

People forget how much science goes into designing and optimizing food products. One look at the dairy industry food products, for instance, and the amount of R&D is actually astronomical

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 days ago

True soda fans only buy from rogue organic chemists.

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 days ago

I don't think poppi costs $2.50 per can because they're smoll bean indie soda company. I also don't think Pepsi bought poppi with the hopes of cutting costs for more people. More like they were impressed that someone was able to dupe people into paying $2.50 for a can of fizzy water with less sugar in it.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 days ago

This is definitely a lib post but I have people who I care about who have been able to reduce their sugar/sweetener intake a lot by switching to Poppi and it sucks to see that they're turning into basically another diet soda

[–] [email protected] 33 points 3 days ago

I consume about 3 cans a day

this is like a smoker "quitting" by switching to those thin cigarettes but still smoking all day. my lungs are saved!

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I stopped drinking sugary shit by getting a sodastream (before I knew it was israeli) and just using it to make bubbly water... stopped my soda purchases instantly and forever pretty much

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Making soda water is a generic process that can be done without a soda stream, just saying that out loud for anybody else that might want to save money making soda at home...

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Yeah, you can buy adapters for a gas tank to your bottle threads of choice and go at it. Super simple. AliExpress is a gold mine. Too bad gas tanks cost a bit of cash and you need somewhere to store it. And they're heavy.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago

you-hear-about-video-games poppi is finished

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Pixar’s Sodas II: The legend of Poppi’s gold let’s fucking goooo

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago

Disney is leaving money on the table not making Sodas a real movie

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Hexbears will hate me for this but drinking diet soda is more hydrating than drinking water so I get it. I'm not sure why Poppi is 30 calories/can but maybe if they hopped off Poppi's dick and onto a real diet soda they'd live a little.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 3 days ago (6 children)

drinking diet soda is more hydrating than drinking water

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