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[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

This is gods way of saying to go fuck yourself

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

I’m speechless

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

If this doesn’t prove god is real, I don’t know what does.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

This is immaculate

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[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

This wouldn't be an onion article

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Conception hahahahha

[-] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago

The prophecy warns of this. It's the signal for the coming of the massive orange cock that will wreak havoc on the nations.

We have two years to prepare.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Two years to prepare? The massive orange cock has been wreaking havoc for more than eight years.

[-] [email protected] -4 points 2 months ago

Trumps MAGAts about to get a good ol’ fashioned Canadian ramming, for freedom.

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