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[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Damn good find.
Jolly damn good find.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago (3 children)

This happened two years ago…

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago (2 children)

It's old, but... I'll allow it.

Also...

Dingdong. Willy. Johnson. One-eyed sailor. Trouser snake.

Now it's your turn.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

Tally-whacker, schlong, weiner, meat and two veg, purple headed womb ferret.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

I'll go with my mcc Halo 2 avatar: one-eyed-purple-elite

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago

y'all hear about the dick-berg in dildo??

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago (6 children)

A penis-shaped iceberg floated by the town of Dildo, Canada, which isn't too far from the city of Spread Eagle and the town of Placentia. (Image credit: Ken Pretty)

It can't be.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Quite the opposite effect of what happens to me in the cold!

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

Let the comments begin.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

Yeah, first thing I thought was "Wait - again?!?". That would have been one hell of a coincidence.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

2 years old but funny

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Reached for comment, local resident Dick Cock said: "LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT WHITE COCK!!!!"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

It's the hovering part that surprises me.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

everything reminds me of her

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