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[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Damn good find.
Jolly damn good find.

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[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

What kinda coincidence is this? I feel like someone must've sculpted it.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

I feel the same way. I know exactly nothing about ice sculpting, and after typing this I guess I try google... what did the article call it? Sobmething that made me think chunks of glacier is otherwise normal near the coast of Dildo.

But that just seems like an extremely well place dick joke. That someone or multiple people risked their lives to pull on. Off.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

My family is from nearby. Unironically hundreds of icebergs a year pass that area. It was honestly a matter of time.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

And that person was {insert favorite prophet or just someone you hold in high regard}.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

A penis-shaped iceberg floated by the town of Dildo, Canada, which isn't too far from the city of Spread Eagle and the town of Placentia. (Image credit: Ken Pretty)

It can't be.

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[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Alas, the iceberg lacked staying power: Pretty photographed the 30-foot (9.1 meter) phallic structure on Thursday, April 27. It collapsed the next day.

Hate it when that happens.

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[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

y'all hear about the dick-berg in dildo??

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Let the comments begin.

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[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

I’m so tired of this ‘will-they won’t they’

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

2 years old but funny

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Quite the opposite effect of what happens to me in the cold!

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[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Yeah, first thing I thought was "Wait - again?!?". That would have been one hell of a coincidence.

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[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Reached for comment, local resident Dick Cock said: "LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT WHITE COCK!!!!"

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

everything reminds me of her

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[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

It's the hovering part that surprises me.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Ah, so that's where I'll find my Super Samples.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

It was dildestiny

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