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MAGA fans are rejoicing on social media in favor of President Donald Trump's plan to sign an executive order requiring commercial truck drivers to speak English.

Breitbart News reported that Trump would sign the order Monday evening because "President Trump believes that English is a non-negotiable safety requirement for professional drivers." Last month, Trump designated English as "the official language of the United States."

"This is such a big deal! So grateful for this, the roads will be much safer. Like many, I have seen many accidents or near accidents from unqualified drivers," posted @coffeegirlvegas.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

Saying that quiet part out loud again. The obvious ingredient is racism

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Seems more and more like every headline could be: Senile Old Man Yells at the Sky*.

*with the authority of the US government.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Later: "Okay, my executive order is in effect. But what the hell is a lorrie?"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Literally no trumpees anywhere can tell you their top three works of literature.

This is fact.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Unless it's the old testament, the new testament, and the headlines of faux news

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That’s informational text, not literature.

My severely undereducated state rep trumpee Angela Rigas replied to me that her top three works of literature are the bible, constitution, and declaration of independence. She had no response when I told her those aren’t literature.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I was being sarcastic, because I know you'd get a lot of extremely similar answers.

Besides... the Bible is fiction

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Fiction would count as literature. I’d say it goes in the self-help section next to the Tony Robbins cassette tape series.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Oof that will crash the trucking industry.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It was going to mostly crash anyway, when the ships stop coming next week, due to the tariffs.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Seattle port looking awfuly vacant and que them for drivers is 0-25 minutes.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (2 children)

How so?

I'm not sure how you could possibly get a CDL without speaking English. Also trucking is a good way to lose money.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Trucking is the quickest way to make $100k/year. It ain't easy hours but demand for drivers is insanely high. My company at one point was offering $15k signing bonus for drivers.

[–] bdonvr 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I personally know at least a dozen that I work with daily at work that do not have any English fluency whatsoever.

Actually it's helped my Spanish skills lol

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I had no idea that was possible

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (3 children)

So, they will arrest people for not obeying an executive order that, and IANAL, has no basis in law? How will they be identifying these drivers? What is the justification for pulling them over?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It does seem like an excuse to call ICE.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Combine with ignoring due process, and it looks like a way to get at immigrants.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

No, they'll just add it as a requirement to do any work with federal jobs or something.

The executive office in the us has so many levers of power it can pull that they don't really need laws anymore.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

He's just trying to solve the issue he caused with the shipping slump.

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