Someone needs to maintain equilibrium in this crazy chaotic universe
this post was submitted on 28 Apr 2025
681 points (99.1% liked)
Lemmy Shitpost
31182 readers
5928 users here now
Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.
Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!
Rules:
1. Be Respectful
Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.
Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.
...
2. No Illegal Content
Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.
That means:
-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals
-No CSA content or Revenge Porn
-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)
...
3. No Spam
Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.
-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.
-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.
-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers
-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.
...
4. No Porn/Explicit
Content
-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.
-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.
...
5. No Enciting Harassment,
Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts
-Do not Brigade other Communities
-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.
-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.
-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.
...
6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.
-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.
-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.
...
If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.
Also check out:
Partnered Communities:
1.Memes
10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)
Reach out to
All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker
founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
What a pointless, useless, historically racist excuse for a 'sport'. Some kid scooped a few hundreds worth of titleists from their ponds and the course is pissed they didn't get a cut. the whole thing is wretched.
“What if we took up acres of land to be put to no use other than entertaining rich people, planted non native grass which requires more water than this region gets, and then got super fucking entitled about who got to enjoy the land?”
How do they prove you didn't bring the balls?
'Anyone collecting money from the fountain shall have their money removed'
… and balls
(＾◡＾)っ✂╰⋃╯ SNIP SNIP
Jokes on you, I picked rock.
Ladies, it's your turn
Like, I don't know how much that surgery costs if you get it done by a doctor, but like, if you're trans, and that's something you want to do, that is a hell of a deal.
I was thinking eunuchs but I like the way you think
Ok but why is it written on a headstone?
Its not a headstone its the ball removal stone. You put your balls up on it and they wack it with a club until they are removed from you.
Oh, das Eierschaffot
Have you ever seen the fallout of someone having their balls removed with a golf club?
Hint: it leads to a headstone...
Ahhh so it's warning by example
Okay, it's good to have a laugh every once in a while, but I think we're all able to interpret their message clearly: If you try to steal golf balls, they will remove your testicles. C'mon people, grow up!
Why do I have urge to collect balls on that course?
That's someone's fetish, ain't it?
...da bang, da dang diggy diggy
Diggy, said the boogie, said up jump the boogie
Robert "Bobby Shazam" James Ritchie is still a prick.
I knew there was such a thing as slicing your shot in golf, I didn't know it meant that!