I’ll take things that never happened for 200$
this post was submitted on 25 Apr 2025
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If my neighbor did ANYTHING to my pets, they'd be lucky to only get sprayed with water.
I could take shit from people to some extent but if it is my pets, I am putting a smile on that face
"Next time it won't be water".
Bullets?
Let's start with feces, John Wayne.
My neighbors daughter had one of those water guns. I told her if she shoots at me, I'll get the hose and retaliate. She grinned, shot at me, and ran away laughing.
I talked to her dad, he nodded, and when she came back for more mischief, she got wet.
If it was funny to do it to the Cat.... It was hilarious doing it to the kid.
Can confirm.
I have a robot that clears snow on my driveway (it’s a diy build,). One winter, we were having problems with a couple teenage boys chucking snowballs at cars.
Their dads conspired to teach them a lesson.
They recruited me and S5-SY (the robot, pronounced “Sassy”,).
So they played some mind games to get the kids to think it was their idea to record themselves-live- chucking snowballs at the “defenseless” robot.
In the video, the robot turned to face them, drove itself into the snow bank and turned on its sweeper to give them the worst white wash of their lives.
There's a difference between justice and revenge
That's true, but in what spirit are you making that observation here?
In this case, they go hand in hand
Like, I agree with the tit for tat. But don't let your cat outside.
Who tf gets a pet cat and doesn't let it outside? If you don't have space for a cat don't get one.
People with coyotes for neighbours.
I'm not gonna shame people for outdoor cats... but you're being a little obtuse here.
That the risk you take with an outdoor cat. It's not even like water is harmful to it.
I used to have an outdoor cat and if that happened I would have shrugged it off and expected him not to go there again.
"Nobody got hurt, just LET ASSHOLE BE ASSHOLES! MUH FREEDUMS!"
Nah, I'm a firm believer in 'Fuck around and Find out'
That's the risk you take with an outdoor brat. It's not even like water is harmful to it.
I used to have an outdoor brat and if that happened I would have shrugged it off and expected him not to go there again.
Both takes are 100% correct
I mean... yeah
That the risk you take
Well someone might just hit your car, that's the risk you take by driving, nobody got hurt, they shouldn't be held accountable. I would have shrugged it off and started taking the bus.
This is fun, we can remove all accountability from everything that's not harming someone directly!
Well, you don't have to let your cat go outside. In fact is kind of reckless to do so.
Well, you don't have to drive it's kind of reckless to do that too.
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We've a lot of cats coming through the garden. I wouldn't mind if not for my dog, who does and goes insane when she spots a cat. So I've been thinking about getting a super soaker to chase them away. I think that's pretty harmless, and perhaps they learn to skip our garden after a while... What do you lot think?
Cat a cat trap. Take them to the shelter to get spayed or neutered and adopted.
Why not simply work on training your dog to be less reactive?
Working on that. Still would prefer cats to skip my garden though!
Hahah simply. I've only trained a handful of dogs, so professional dog trainers sound off here but there are dogs that are more or less untrainable. Sure difficult dogs can learn a few manors or tricks, but either because an abundance or lack of intelligence they're not going to ever be a show dog. Depending on the dog maybe the best they get is just not as reactive instead.
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I think they taunt you by shitting in your flowerbeds while you're not looking.
I know they do!
I know that's how I taunt my neighbours.
My head hurts from reading that. Comma and periods, people. Comma and periods.
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