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[-] [email protected] 55 points 1 month ago

That’ll develop a nice patina

[-] [email protected] 33 points 1 month ago

Well at least until the battery comes in contact with the rising salty tide… Then it will have a nice char to replace the patina.

[-] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago

The sear locks in the flavor

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

don't worry the fearless leader can unlock it remotely after masturbating to them picking their nose at redlights

[-] [email protected] 50 points 1 month ago

Dear Poseidon. Please make this a boat, then a submarine, and then an artificial reef.

[-] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago

Please say the tide is out. Please say the tide is out.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

If you look, you can see the small debris line washed up by a previous tide. It does indeed look like the tide was out. Unfortunately, they may have enough time to get towed out of there.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

People who are dumb enough to drive a ~~3500~~ 6600, Siri lied, pound vehicle onto a beach probably don’t understand tides.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

3500 lbs? LOL Try 6600 lbs.

[-] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago

That car has a pretty low clearance, what did they think was going to happen?

[-] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

the IQ is lower than the clearance

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

Having finally go close to one IRL, they're taller than they appear from afar, good bit more than my 2004 F150. I was surprised.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

Most of the ones I've seen have been tailgating me on the Beltway (simultaneously blinding me with their headlights), then very grumpily conceding that the cars in front of me were going the same speed before cutting someone else off in order to get a quarter car-length ahead. I will freely admit that I wasn't necessarily paying enough attention to their wheel clearance at the time.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Somehow they're different and even weirder looking up close. Had thought I was OK with the style until I loaded mulch in one.

Only 15 bags and the man had to make three trips to Lowe's to get all his shit. I can pack that in my little convertible and pack far more into any given SUV. Every. Day.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

16 inches is not low (assuming they set it to the highest settings)

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Sorry, the ones I've seen were all lower than that.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

To be fair there aren't many reasons to use higher settings on paved roads. And the one in the picture looks like it's set to the correct (off-road) height, doubt it's gonna help tho

[-] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

Anyone who drives on a beach should lose their vehicle. Either by nature or by law enforcement.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

There are plenty of beaches where it’s perfectly fine to drive off road. But it typically requires a permit, proper equipment, knowledge of how to properly deflate your tires, etc.

[-] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

It also requires you to be a dick and not care about the environment.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

It's not enough for the product to be shit, you also have to sell it to a bunch of absolute morons.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

I'd just stand right next to that, point and laugh

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

This guy's story is worth more than the resale value.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

If moisture is potentially damaging, what is salt spray going to do?

Assuming they get out before the tide, of course.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Its a heavy vehicle sitting still on soft (wet) ground, its already lost.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Almost looks like the Mako haha

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