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submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

everyone is having so much fun dunking on my tiedfor3rd favorite admin and im feeling left out so how about this hows this for gatekeeping try this on for size

the only valid gender is patriot

from now on patriot will only refer to others with patriot/patriot pronouns although patriot know what this patriot really likes to say i and also patriot know what sounds stupid so i think existing colloquial expressions get a pass and i guess any one/thing/system that identifies with some invalid identity and specifies a preference for a pronoun besides patriot gets a pass too okay so lets break this down

  • the only valid gender is patriot
  • im keeping my first person pronouns due to being exceptional
  • colloquial expressions are exempt
  • invalid identities are allowed

the gendered distinction between so called men and so called women and other such things is woke nonsense because listen youre either a patriot or not a patriot and thats that unless you feel strongly about some other identity thats fine too

#GATEMAXING

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[-] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago

Someone please ping the blahaj admin immediately.

[-] [email protected] -1 points 3 months ago

who the fuck are you

[-] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago

Have you tried saying that people cannot be dogs?

[-] [email protected] -1 points 3 months ago

no but ive met several people who were dogs so thats a perfect gatemaxing lie let me try it

people cannot be dogs

[-] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago

I'm so sorry it's not happening for you.

[-] [email protected] -1 points 3 months ago

apology accepted thank you

[-] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago

Have you tried saying it in larger font so the blahaj admins can hear you better?

[-] [email protected] -1 points 3 months ago

thats a good idea thanks

this post was submitted on 03 Mar 2025
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