two cars passing each other, drivers making eye contact. One is labelled "pope francis", the other "jesus"

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[–] 57 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Is this how I learn Pope Francis is dead?

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  • [–] 34 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Guess so! Right there with you myself!

    I hope the next pope is as cool and modern as people not paying attention thought Francis was. And at least as infuriating to American conservatives.

    I suggest Zendaya.

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  • [–] 35 points 1 year ago (16 children)

    I don't understand. Is Jesus just surprised that his priest is so wealthy or smth ?

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  • [–] 57 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    I think the joke is that since it's so close to Easter they meet halfway to heaven

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    This makes more sense than my interpretation. I thought it was saying we survived the end times and Jesus was returning as his second coming.

    Current evidence suggests we’re only at the beginning of Armageddon.

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  • [–] 51 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Jesus is resurrected 3 days after his crucification. That's today, when Pope Francis passes over. They're going opposite ways at the same time, just like this meme

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

    According to the christian fantasy book "the bible", today's the day the cult leader at the time, Jesus, realized he wasn't dead after being crusified 3 days earlier

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    You could just say "According to the Bible, today Jesus resurrected after being dead for 3 days"

    Trying hard to offend people, are we?

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

    Saying the dude was resurrected from dead after 3 days dead is a bold claim

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago*

    Doesn't matter? If u don't believe in it, just adding an "According to the Bible, ..." in the beginning would have been enough. And I'm not claiming it, I'm an atheist myself. But there was really no need for words like 'fantasy' or 'cult leader'.

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  • [–] 32 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Jesus: “Shit, they got you, too?”

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Pierbattista Pizzaballa (born 21 April 1965). Yes that is a real cardinal, and that is his name

    Dude is meant for the job. Based as hell, needs a name change, his birthday is the day the last pope died

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  • [–] [S] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Why does his name sound like an Italian brainrot animal

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  • What a magical coincidence!

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (1 child)

    You didn’t do shit about the child rapists, Frankie. Turn that car around, you’re going the other way!

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