Is this how I learn Pope Francis is dead?
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I don't understand. Is Jesus just surprised that his priest is so wealthy or smth ?
I think the joke is that since it's so close to Easter they meet halfway to heaven
Oh, we're half way there
Oh-oh, livin' on a prayer
This makes more sense than my interpretation. I thought it was saying we survived the end times and Jesus was returning as his second coming.
Current evidence suggests we’re only at the beginning of Armageddon.
Jesus is resurrected 3 days after his crucification. That's today, when Pope Francis passes over. They're going opposite ways at the same time, just like this meme
Lmfao. This one is so creative it passed right over my head.
According to the christian fantasy book "the bible", today's the day the cult leader at the time, Jesus, realized he wasn't dead after being crusified 3 days earlier
You could just say "According to the Bible, today Jesus resurrected after being dead for 3 days"
Trying hard to offend people, are we?
Saying the dude was resurrected from dead after 3 days dead is a bold claim
Jesus: “Shit, they got you, too?”
Pierbattista Pizzaballa (born 21 April 1965). Yes that is a real cardinal, and that is his name
Dude is meant for the job. Based as hell, needs a name change, his birthday is the day the last pope died
Why does his name sound like an Italian brainrot animal
I have no idea what a brain rot animal is, but somehow I agree
You didn’t do shit about the child rapists, Frankie. Turn that car around, you’re going the other way!
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