two cars passing each other, drivers making eye contact. One is labelled "pope francis", the other "jesus"
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[–] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

According to the christian fantasy book "the bible", today's the day the cult leader at the time, Jesus, realized he wasn't dead after being crusified 3 days earlier

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    You could just say "According to the Bible, today Jesus resurrected after being dead for 3 days"

    Trying hard to offend people, are we?

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

    Saying the dude was resurrected from dead after 3 days dead is a bold claim

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago*

    Doesn't matter? If u don't believe in it, just adding an "According to the Bible, ..." in the beginning would have been enough. And I'm not claiming it, I'm an atheist myself. But there was really no need for words like 'fantasy' or 'cult leader'.

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