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with blackjack and hookers

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

With my last breath I curse Zoidberg! Or variants therein. In other words I'm blaming a lot of my ills on that crustacean.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Good news, everyone! We did in fact evolve from filthy monkeymen!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"I don't want to live on this planet anymore"

Is used daily

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

This just comes to me naturally 😂

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

You guys like swarms of things, right?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

For no raisin

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I sometimes say 'why not zoidberg?' but usually do it for at least 1 raisin

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Some light insult Whale Biologist!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Some folks call me Orange Joe

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Why am I naked and sticky? Did I miss something fun?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

"You ever kill a man with a sock? It ain't so hard. ha HAAA!"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Whenever I'm grinding through some beaureacracy : "it's all about the filin'!"

Not the worst song and dance number.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I have no strong feelings one way or the other.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I hate these filthy neutrals...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Tell my wife I said hello.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

A week WOULD be a little much…

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

"I thought you was corn". I say it whenever I startle someone.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

This is quite a shock! On the other hand, it's not surprising in the least...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

My Fry Fro is all frizzy.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Good news, everyone!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Hahaha...
Oh wait, you're serious. Let me laugh even harder
HAHAHAHAHAHA

That and the blackjack and hookers

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Hey, I calls em as I sees em, I'm a whale biologist.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Bite My Shiny Mettle Ass

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Number associations are also big for me. So any time I hear 56, 27, or 5:15 I always relate it back to three shows. Extra points if you know what show I’m talking about for each of those numbers.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Is 5:15 from Severance?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

"Damn it, my sunglasses were in there."

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