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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"My kajigger!"

"I don't want to live on this planet anymore"

"Shut up, baby, I know it"

"Good news, everyone!"

"My manwich!"

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (3 children)

You are technically correct. The best kind of correct.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Glagnar's human rinds. It's a buncha muncha cruncha humans!

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

You are technically correct

Which is the best kind of correct

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

I never thought I'd die this way, but I always really hoped!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lug nuts precious lug nuts!

Your neutralness, its a beige alert! If i don't survive, tell my wife hello.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

All I know is, my gut says "maybe"

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

She's built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro!

...come to think of it, I quote Zap an awful lot.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I suffer from a very sexy learning disorder

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

She's built like a steakhouse but handles like a bistro!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You win again gravity.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Kiss my shiny metal ass!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Two live full-time in my brain:

  1. "No dogfood for Victor tonight."
  2. "That's a good old-fashioned gun. Simple point-and-click interface."
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I do the Nixon Aroooo on command like a trained seal.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Interesting.... oh no wait, the other thing: tedious

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

She's built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I'm 40% Futurama references

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wait, I'm having one of those things: a headache with pictures.

An idea?

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What do I look like, guy who's not lazy?

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Don't you worry about Planet Express. Let me worry about blank.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

To shreds, you say?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Not a quote, but I frequently just crack up remembering that Bender's full name is Bender Bending Rodríguez.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Cliche but I'm gonna make my own "insert thing" with hookers and blackjack. And I always use "stuff and junk" from Amy and Fry

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

"I don't want to live on this planet anymore!"

I actually have it on a t-shirt. It keeps getting truer every day.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is technically correct. The best kind of correct.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Whats the matter professor? Nothings the matter fry, now that I turbocharged the matter compressor

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

You are technically correct, the best kind of correct.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

The specific way Zapp says "Oh God, no!".

"You watched it! You can't un-watch it!"

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

To shreds, you say‽

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I have made it with a woman. Inform the men.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"No I'm... doesn't!"

Edit: also "I usually try to keep my sadness pent up inside where it can fester quietly as a mental illness."

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Kif, I've made it with a woman. Inform the men.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

"first the firefighters, then the math teachers, and so on in that fashion."

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oo oo

I'm having one of those things !!!

Like a headache with pictures!!!

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

"This concept of 'wuv' confuses and infuriates us!"

"Uh, see, it used to be milk and, well, time makes fools of us all."

"Crap-spackle!"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Morbo is pleased, but sticky.

Why is my Fry fro all frizzy?

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

just practicing my stabbing!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My go-to favourites are "Shut up baby, I know it" & "To shreds you say".

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Good news everyone!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Now I am leaving Earth for no raisin!" but I specifically use "... for no raisin" in everyday conversation.

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