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with blackjack and hookers

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[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

"My kajigger!"

"I don't want to live on this planet anymore"

"Shut up, baby, I know it"

"Good news, everyone!"

"My manwich!"

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

You are technically correct. The best kind of correct.

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Glagnar's human rinds. It's a buncha muncha cruncha humans!

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

You are technically correct

Which is the best kind of correct

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

I never thought I'd die this way, but I always really hoped!

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Lug nuts precious lug nuts!

Your neutralness, its a beige alert! If i don't survive, tell my wife hello.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

All I know is, my gut says "maybe"

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[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

She's built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro!

...come to think of it, I quote Zap an awful lot.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

I suffer from a very sexy learning disorder

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She's built like a steakhouse but handles like a bistro!

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

You win again gravity.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Kiss my shiny metal ass!

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Two live full-time in my brain:

  1. "No dogfood for Victor tonight."
  2. "That's a good old-fashioned gun. Simple point-and-click interface."
[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

I do the Nixon Aroooo on command like a trained seal.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Interesting.... oh no wait, the other thing: tedious

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

She's built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

I'm 40% Futurama references

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Wait, I'm having one of those things: a headache with pictures.

An idea?

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

What do I look like, guy who's not lazy?

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Don't you worry about Planet Express. Let me worry about blank.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

To shreds, you say?

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Not a quote, but I frequently just crack up remembering that Bender's full name is Bender Bending Rodríguez.

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Cliche but I'm gonna make my own "insert thing" with hookers and blackjack. And I always use "stuff and junk" from Amy and Fry

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

"I don't want to live on this planet anymore!"

I actually have it on a t-shirt. It keeps getting truer every day.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

This is technically correct. The best kind of correct.

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Whats the matter professor? Nothings the matter fry, now that I turbocharged the matter compressor

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

You are technically correct, the best kind of correct.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

The specific way Zapp says "Oh God, no!".

"You watched it! You can't un-watch it!"

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To shreds, you say‽

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

I have made it with a woman. Inform the men.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

"No I'm... doesn't!"

Edit: also "I usually try to keep my sadness pent up inside where it can fester quietly as a mental illness."

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Kif, I've made it with a woman. Inform the men.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

"first the firefighters, then the math teachers, and so on in that fashion."

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Oo oo

I'm having one of those things !!!

Like a headache with pictures!!!

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[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

"This concept of 'wuv' confuses and infuriates us!"

"Uh, see, it used to be milk and, well, time makes fools of us all."

"Crap-spackle!"

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Morbo is pleased, but sticky.

Why is my Fry fro all frizzy?

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[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

just practicing my stabbing!

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

My go-to favourites are "Shut up baby, I know it" & "To shreds you say".

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[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Good news everyone!

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

"Now I am leaving Earth for no raisin!" but I specifically use "... for no raisin" in everyday conversation.

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