"My kajigger!"

"I don't want to live on this planet anymore"

"Shut up, baby, I know it"

"Good news, everyone!"

"My manwich!"

You are technically correct. The best kind of correct.

Glagnar's human rinds. It's a buncha muncha cruncha humans!

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised

You are technically correct

Which is the best kind of correct

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised

Lug nuts precious lug nuts!

Your neutralness, its a beige alert! If i don't survive, tell my wife hello.

She's built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro!

...come to think of it, I quote Zap an awful lot.

Good news, everyone!

She's built like a steakhouse but handles like a bistro!

Kiss my shiny metal ass!

To shreds, you say?

Two live full-time in my brain:

1. "No dogfood for Victor tonight."
2. "That's a good old-fashioned gun. Simple point-and-click interface."

I do the Nixon Aroooo on command like a trained seal.

Interesting.... oh no wait, the other thing: tedious

She's built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro.

I'm 40% Futurama references

Wait, I'm having one of those things: a headache with pictures.

An idea?

What do I look like, guy who's not lazy?

My manwich!

Don't you worry about Planet Express. Let me worry about blank.

To shreds, you say?

Shut up baby, I know it!

Not a quote, but I frequently just crack up remembering that Bender's full name is Bender Bending Rodríguez.

Cliche but I'm gonna make my own "insert thing" with hookers and blackjack. And I always use "stuff and junk" from Amy and Fry

"I don't want to live on this planet anymore!"

I actually have it on a t-shirt. It keeps getting truer every day.

This is technically correct. The best kind of correct.

Whats the matter professor? Nothings the matter fry, now that I turbocharged the matter compressor

You are technically correct, the best kind of correct.

The specific way Zapp says "Oh God, no!".

"You watched it! You can't un-watch it!"

"I'm shocked! Shocked! Well not that shocked."

To shreds, you say‽

I have made it with a woman. Inform the men.

"No I'm... doesn't!"

Edit: also "I usually try to keep my sadness pent up inside where it can fester quietly as a mental illness."

Kif, I've made it with a woman. Inform the men.

"first the firefighters, then the math teachers, and so on in that fashion."

Oo oo

I'm having one of those things !!!

Like a headache with pictures!!!

"This concept of 'wuv' confuses and infuriates us!"

"Uh, see, it used to be milk and, well, time makes fools of us all."

"Crap-spackle!"

Morbo is pleased, but sticky.

Why is my Fry fro all frizzy?

just practicing my stabbing!

My go-to favourites are "Shut up baby, I know it" & "To shreds you say".

Good news everyone!

"Now I am leaving Earth for no raisin!" but I specifically use "... for no raisin" in everyday conversation.