You are technically correct. The best kind of correct.

"My kajigger!"

"I don't want to live on this planet anymore"

"Shut up, baby, I know it"

"Good news, everyone!"

"My manwich!"

Glagnar's human rinds. It's a buncha muncha cruncha humans!

You are technically correct

Which is the best kind of correct

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised

Two live full-time in my brain:

1. "No dogfood for Victor tonight."
2. "That's a good old-fashioned gun. Simple point-and-click interface."

She's built like a steakhouse but handles like a bistro!

She's built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro!

...come to think of it, I quote Zap an awful lot.

Lug nuts precious lug nuts!

Your neutralness, its a beige alert! If i don't survive, tell my wife hello.

Good news, everyone!

To shreds, you say?

To shreds, you say?

Kiss my shiny metal ass!

I do the Nixon Aroooo on command like a trained seal.

Interesting.... oh no wait, the other thing: tedious

I'm 40% Futurama references

Wait, I'm having one of those things: a headache with pictures.

An idea?

She's built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro.

What do I look like, guy who's not lazy?

My manwich!

Don't you worry about Planet Express. Let me worry about blank.

Shut up baby, I know it!

Not a quote, but I frequently just crack up remembering that Bender's full name is Bender Bending Rodríguez.

Cliche but I'm gonna make my own "insert thing" with hookers and blackjack. And I always use "stuff and junk" from Amy and Fry

"I don't want to live on this planet anymore!"

I actually have it on a t-shirt. It keeps getting truer every day.

This is technically correct. The best kind of correct.

You are technically correct, the best kind of correct.

Whats the matter professor? Nothings the matter fry, now that I turbocharged the matter compressor

My go-to favourites are "Shut up baby, I know it" & "To shreds you say".

The specific way Zapp says "Oh God, no!".

"You watched it! You can't un-watch it!"

"I'm shocked! Shocked! Well not that shocked."

To shreds, you say‽

I have made it with a woman. Inform the men.

"No I'm... doesn't!"

Edit: also "I usually try to keep my sadness pent up inside where it can fester quietly as a mental illness."

Kif, I've made it with a woman. Inform the men.

just practicing my stabbing!

"first the firefighters, then the math teachers, and so on in that fashion."

Oo oo

I'm having one of those things !!!

Like a headache with pictures!!!

"This concept of 'wuv' confuses and infuriates us!"

"Uh, see, it used to be milk and, well, time makes fools of us all."

"Crap-spackle!"

Morbo is pleased, but sticky.

Why is my Fry fro all frizzy?

Good news everyone!

"Now I am leaving Earth for no raisin!" but I specifically use "... for no raisin" in everyday conversation.