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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If Ryan Gosling gained 100lb...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I see it too!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Any respectable tattoo artist would use a microplane.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Pre-sanitized, with garlic.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

"A little ~~black~~ glass vial?"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"And the little glass vial goes into the gun like a battery."

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

"And the Zydrate gun goes someplace against your anatomy."

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Lol, find me a tattoo artist that takes credit card and they can have my skin, twice.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

All 3 of mine have taken a credit card without batting an eye.

I find it hard to believe anyone at a proper studio is going to balk at taking card payment. They're a business.

Cash only tattoo is a giant red flag you're dealing with a fly-by-night scratcher. Run.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why wouldn’t they take credit card?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The artist I just got a tattoo from was fine with taking a credit card. I thought it was weird too, but they are out there

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What's weird about it? Most businesses take credit cards.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

From my experience they prefer payment that isn’t easily disputed / claimed as fraud. Don’t get me wrong I was more than happy to get the points, it’s just unusual, since they do typically prefer cash / cash adjacent

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

They prefer cash to avoid the IRS, it’s so THEY can do the fraud.

Legit businesses don’t need to worry about being scammed since any chargebacks get investigated. A receipt, a picture of the tattoo and a signed waiver, zero chance of the fraud working out in the scammers favour.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 1 year ago

I'm betting that a tattoo artist isn't going to be as civil or forgiving as a graphic designer about getting stiffed.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

He stole my soap!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Free peeling!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I can hear this pic. “Who steals a cheese grater???”