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Inventing hajj like 1300 years too late.
MAGA Hajj
Magajj
Gaj and Magajj
Love to be ruled over by psychos who govern based on the rapture.
It's like worshipping a suicide vest its such a cool and wonderful religion totally not a complete horrorshow that is a mockery of God and man
Crazy how they whitewashed Hajj.
Can’t afford to buy the plane tickets to Israel? Sorry, guess you’re not a true Christian.
If you want a religion where you're supposed to go to a specific place in the middle east, we already have one. It's called Islam.
Reminder that there are no moral billionaires. There are no rich men in the Kingdom of Heaven. Rich people don't go to Heaven. There are no billionaires in Paradise. If you hoard enough wealth for a thousand lifetimes, do not pass Go, do not collect 200 dollars, you're going to the Pit. If there is a Hell beyond this world, then every single billionaire ends up there, no exceptions. When I see Trump and his cabinet, I see a carnival of the damned.
Hunt: Showdown 1896 mod where the hunters are Luigi larpers, the generic monsters are hogs and chuds, and the bounty targets are billionaires
What are you, some kind of commie?
I assure you that I have no interest in spending eternity wherever these psychopaths are headed. We do not worship the same God$.
I would become religious just to wage a holy war against them
The Emperor Was Right.
so you know how the Saudis have that whole religious tourism thing? it's like guaranteed money rolling in every year so what if we did that for these bible thumpers? it's genius I'm telling you
An eternity anywhere near these psychos cannot be called heaven unless I'm eternally stomping a mudhole and walking it dry. And they're the mudhole.
Ooh I actually just changed it and it’s now “you gotta gun down a millionaire before getting into heaven.”
I feel like that would be more in line with what Jesus was all about, or at least whip them and chase them out of the temple or something.
Yeah lol I mean, ironically, the people in these roles have to be the biggest atheists out there. Idk if one would go around promoting genocide of the meek and defenseless if they understood the level of damnation from basically every religion. Let’s check in on Kissinger for what happens 
Inventing a new sacrament to gatekeep heaven, a tale as old as time.
Reinventing pre reformation Catholicism
they are gonna walk this back in 6 months to like a set of branded, way overpriced air-bnbs in South Florida.
It'll be a gated community called The Pilgrimage
Nah, make it a pilgrammage to that Fishing Store pyramid.
Make them visit and see the truth and the shit pissraelis do to palestinians sure.
I feel like that would just make most of them more pro-Israel.
That would require MAGA yanks to get passports and uhh … bad news for you
So how's this supposed to work? Trump's gonna write an order to Saint Peter or something?
Christian Zionists are a thousand times worse than Jewish Zionists
A thousand times for they're a thousand times more
Sacrament where you have to go to the most annoying and evil country on earth
Well, we'll need to have to build something for them to visit so I guess we just have to rebuild the temple and woops guess we have to demolish Al Aqsa
Knowing them, they take it as crusade call again
prods do just say shit huh
should also make sure they don't come back
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