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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 days ago (3 children)

There'd be motherfuckers on TikTok snorting lines of asbestos

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago

And MAGAs would grind it, bake it, and eat it. Just to own the libs.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Trumpers would start eating asbestos for breakfast just to pwn the libz

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago

I wish they would

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago (7 children)

I was surprised to find out that people also were against seatbelts. Weird

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

My mother in law would complain about wearing one while I was driving her around, so I'd just refuse to move the car until she either got out or put the seatbelt on. She wears it without complaining now. I give no fucks if people like wearing it or not, when they're in my car, I'm responsible for their safety and I won't have their blood on my hands because they think it'll never happen to them.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago

Oh god yes. They all literally invented a fake illness called "seat belt burn." I kid you not. And this was the 80s before commercial Internet, so it spread organically.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, one of my grandpas always chafed against wearing one, especially the part that comes across the chest. He was always "forgetting" to put it on, and holding it down so it wouldn't like press against him.

Meanwhile I don't even think about the seatbelt. Actually it feels wrong if I forget to put it on for some reason.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

My country banned smoking in all public indoor spaces almost 20 years ago. As a smoker at the time I thought it was ridiculous, felt that my rights were being violated and thought it would never last. The quality of life improvement it made is massive. Today I vape rather than smoke but wouldn't dream of doing either indoors or being where someone else is. It was 100% the right move. Not quite the same thing but you sometimes can't really understand the benefits of an alternative to the status quo, even if you understand it logically.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

Smokers can never smell themselves so they don't think it's a big deal.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

I don't generally mind the smoking bans, but I wish there existed some indoor spaces where it could be done. They are very limited and mostly exclusive.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Contracting silicosis to own the libs. Then use some sort of donkey enema as a cure.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm a little surprised Trump hasn't signed the "Asbestos Fibers Are Our Friends" Executive Order.

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[–] [email protected] 114 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (11 children)

When seatbelts were introduced to cars, there was a big movement against them. Some by car manufacturers to keep costs down, but a lot of backlash was from good ol' natural born idiots so contrarian and averse to change they'd let themselves die just to give a smug look about not doing what someone asked of them. The sort of dumbass who during the height of pre-vaccine Covid would drown in the fluid buildup in their lungs and refuse treatment because doing so would be an admission of fault.

These past 9 years have made me DEEPLY cynical about my fellow man. There is no bottom. No level of malicious stupidity is low enough. It's not even disappointment anymore, I'm resigned to it. Some people are so beyond hope, so beyond redemption, it's like trying to get a fucking deer to recognize itself in a mirror. Just ZERO awareness, no theory of mind, object permanence is a fucking coin flip. If it weren't for my principles, my absolute refusal to engage in dehumanization, I'd be tempted to write them off as another species just to cope with the dissonance that comes from seeing people acting that self destructive. Like it doesn't make sense. You'd expect at some point some form of pattern recognition and harm avoidance to develop. "Hey, putting my hand on the stove hurt. It hurt every time I did it. It hurt everyone I saw someone else do it too. I'm gonna put my hand on the stove and it won't hurt this time.".

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I was annoyed about the seatbelt laws, but I was a little kid at the time. I came from an era of riding in the back of dad's truck and enjoying the breeze. Hell, I went from New England to Canada in the back of a capped truck. I was eight years old and never thought anything of it.

However, as I got older into my teens I got more adamant about using a seat belt, even when the laws were still sorta gray here (you were let off with no warning most times). Now its second nature, even if I'm heading 3 mins to the store. Some people still don't because they think that they're only endangering themselves. Thing is, I have a brother in law that's a first responder. He's seen people torpedo out of windows in head-on collisions and into the other car, injuring the other driver/passengers.

Honestly, I don't get what the whole problem is. You barely even notice them on you. Most people who don't put on a simple and comfortable safety belt are just being fucking stubborn children who don't like being told what to do. I'm glad I grew out of that way of thinking. Some my family are those "good ol' natural borns". They'll tell me I don't have to put my seatbelt on and every time I adamantly say, "I always do". My other brother in law will literally crank the radio so he can't hear the seatbelt alarm. Drives me insane, but I love the idiot.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 days ago (4 children)

If CFCs were banned today you would see people spraying them in the air to own the libs, also spraying their children with DDTs because RFK Jr told them to

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It is actually astonishing it took so long for lead to be banned in the US. Even Ben Franklin railed against the use of lead in daily life and he was someone who lived and died in the 18th century.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Even Ben Franklin railed against the use of lead in daily life

whoa, TIL. 1786 NO LESS

https://www.environmentaleducation.com/documents/Lead%20Resources/Ben%20Franklin%20Letter%20on%20Lead.pdf

TY!

[–] [email protected] 84 points 3 days ago (4 children)

LOL, libs are trying to ban asbestos! They want us all to catch fire! Asbestos causing cancer is a conspiracy, do your own research. Besides, Ivermectin will cure any cancer caused by asbestos.

/s (because the USA is crazy and someone would really post this and mean it)

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago (2 children)

The Dipshit tried to bring it back his last term. Guess which country is the top producer of asbestos?

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

We DoN't NeEd VaCcInEs We'Ve GoT aSbEsToS!

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 days ago (2 children)

"When we had asbestos there was less autism. Big pharma teamed up with big construction to screw us up"

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[–] [email protected] 106 points 3 days ago

I used to live in a city called Asbestos, the mine was closed back in 2012 and older folks are still angry about it, they'll even tell you that the workers handling it weren't in worse health than anyone else in the city... The worst part is that it was banned in the construction industry 30 years prior, so they kept exploiting the mine only to export it to countries that hadn't banned it, even if it meant killing people there...

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[–] [email protected] 89 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Asbestos was used because of it's flame retardation and it's easy to make. Provided it's properly encapsulated and does not become damaged risk can be mitigated. Preventing damage is the hard part, no one plans for a tree to fall on their house. Maybe if everyone just wears a air mask all the time we wouldn't have to worry about it.

[–] [email protected] 78 points 3 days ago (9 children)

The mask really gets in the way of eating ass, though.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago (11 children)

I'm still in favor of asbestos. It's an amazing material for preventing fires AS LONG AS you never disturb it. The people that were most at risk of cancers were the people involved in the mining, manufacturing, and installation of asbestos products, but once the asbestos-containing products were installed, they were almost entirely safe for the occupants of the building. You could, in theory, largely mitigate the risks to the miners, manufacturers, and installers, but that is... Well, expensive. And people have a really bad tendency to ignore health and safety warnings when they're inconvenient. You see the same issue with quartz countertops; they're known to cause silicosis in people that are doing the cutting unless they do wet cutting for everything, and wear PPE, but a lot of people don't, because wet-cutting is messy and slow, and PPE is hot and uncomfortable.

There was a big movement in the late 90s to remove asbestos from old buildings; the current advice is to encapsulate it, and leave it in place.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

You also have to consider removal at the end of life. Or safety risks if another country drops bombs randomly on your cities.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Implication is that there are things about as bad as asbestos that should be banned, but aren't.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Back when asbestos was banned, everyone trusted the government. Nobody trusts the government anymore because of its constant foreign wars, corrupt candidates, and human rights abuses. We cannot do things like mandate vaccines and ban cars if the very government that would enforce that ban is this tyrannical and shitty.

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[–] [email protected] 132 points 3 days ago (44 children)

Depends who would ban it. From my life experience, we have one side that definitely would because they get mad at anything the other side. ANYTHING. While the other side is typically more rational and has critical thinking skills.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

He'd drive a truck fogging asbestos dust out the back

[–] [email protected] 53 points 3 days ago (5 children)

Here in Australia we just banned engineered stone because it tends to cause silicosis

And yep, lots of shitty business owners whined and a few shit customers on Facebook

Silicosis is what's killing people at the moment, and business owners in particular don't seem to care, despite the fact there's is alternatives

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm SO glad I live in a city with a decently functioning tram system. If something like that was proposed today, there'd be thousands of people complaining about being forced out of their cars or the city losing its charm or whatever nonsense.

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[–] [email protected] 81 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (29 children)

I’m in a comment war with a nicotine denialist on here now!

In the 90s, there were still tons of people angry about seat belt laws. It’s every American’s God Given Right to fly out of the windshield and probably kill someone else.

[–] [email protected] 78 points 3 days ago (8 children)
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[–] [email protected] 74 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (5 children)

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[–] [email protected] 76 points 3 days ago (2 children)

In 2018, the U.S. idiot-in-chief tried to bring it back again.

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 3 days ago (3 children)

People are just going to have to re-learn just how fucking scary the measles and polio are, I guess.

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[–] [email protected] 47 points 3 days ago (2 children)

There's still some pro-asbestos people, so it didn't go away 100%. I remember reading a completely mental Conservapedia article blaming 9/11 on not using asbestos.

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[–] [email protected] 82 points 3 days ago (9 children)

“Don’t Tread on Mesothelioma”

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