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submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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No earthly being could've crafted that thing with such total disregard for comfort and human anatomy. It’s giving Area 51 Home Goods Collection – Model Zeta Reticuli.

I have slept on it once and I felt shitty whole day after. It think it isn’t calibrated for human neuroelectric frequencies but it boosts my WiFi signal so hey.

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

I have a pillow that shape and love it.

[-] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I get it, for entities with at least two tentacles and no spine it makes total sense but we humans need something that is actually soft and has the cold zones for your hands.

Moreover something that doesn’t make one side of the body paralyzed when lying on the side due to cutting off any and all blood circulation to one arm

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

You arm/shoulder doesn't go on your pillow. Your head does.

I find these comfortable, even double stuffed standard pillows are too small for me

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

You put your hands on your pillow?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Hands go under the pillow. Where do you put your tentacles?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

That's an insanely personal question! Only my wife gets to see my testicles.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Silly you, they said spectacles, not testicles

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

They just kinda lay besides me. Just wherever there happens to be room to leave them

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

I agree with you on the discomfort of this, but I must add that you're using it wrong. This is infact the base that you put another, normal shaped pillow on. Allowing you to reach maximum angular comforts.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I know a person who uses a pillow of this shape. Strict side sleeper.

I agree with you, I would be challenged to come up with something more uncomfortable that still meets the definition of "pillow".

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I am sure they are missing some important bones

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I find these shapes of pillow quite comfortable, though they tend to be memory foam which stops me from using them since I find memory foam just feels warm.

For a side sleeper: The big side goes in the gap between your shoulder and head, to support your neck, and your head then lays on the rest of the pillow. Keeps your spine more aligned, much like a pillow between the knees

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Doesn't work like that sister. If you lie on your side and put that thing where the neck is then your will stop feeling your arm and then whole hand and you will permanently lose it forever. I need that limb for some time yet

I find these shapes of pillow quite comfortable

Just admit it, you are a fricking Romulan

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I've never been more insulted in my entire life than being called a Romulan how dare you :D

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

I know, this is unforgivable slander. I crossed the line and I am sorry. How can I make amends?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Choccy oat milk

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Doesn't everyone sleep?

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