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No earthly being could've crafted that thing with such total disregard for comfort and human anatomy. It’s giving Area 51 Home Goods Collection – Model Zeta Reticuli.

I have slept on it once and I felt shitty whole day after. It think it isn’t calibrated for human neuroelectric frequencies but it boosts my WiFi signal so hey.

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[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

You put your hands on your pillow?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Hands go under the pillow. Where do you put your tentacles?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

That's an insanely personal question! Only my wife gets to see my testicles.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Silly you, they said spectacles, not testicles

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

They just kinda lay besides me. Just wherever there happens to be room to leave them

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