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submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

This is them trying to say they aren't a left anti-communist. Followed by this for good measure:

I already posted another dunk from this same thread, but this person is a goldmine of pretentious and unintentionally hilarious takes michael-laugh

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[-] [email protected] 57 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Actually line struggle and criticisms of my position are the same as gatekeeping 🤓🤓

My main criticism with actual communist states is their authoritarianism

Authoritarian against who, Cheezyweezle? Authoritarian against who?

[-] [email protected] 49 points 2 years ago

Stalin came to my grandma's house and made her go to bed at bed time 😭

[-] [email protected] 41 points 2 years ago

My egg monopoly ooooooooooooooh

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[-] [email protected] 52 points 2 years ago

I can see that you lack the intelligence...

Words said by no intelligent person ever.

[-] [email protected] 41 points 2 years ago

anus

I am very smart for not saying butt

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

Anus is the scientific word for butt so I am smarticus

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

Why is it called asphalt when they mean butt crack?

[-] [email protected] 51 points 2 years ago

There aren't any states that have successfully fully implemented a socialist society today

No shit, considering no state has EVER done that. That's a ridiculous standard to hold a state to.

[-] [email protected] 45 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

fully implemented

what a convenient little clause!

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[-] [email protected] 38 points 2 years ago

When you think that communism is a state of affairs to be established, and not a process

[-] [email protected] 30 points 2 years ago

yeah but by that metric, no state has ever successfully implemented a capitalist society either, but i guess that doesnt matter, since capitalism is human nature or some shit.

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[-] [email protected] 50 points 2 years ago

They're complaining about gatekeeping when we just had a couple of weeks of their liberal buddies come in here and Nazi up the place so bad, we had to go back to gatekeeping?

[-] [email protected] 50 points 2 years ago

It’s a liberal favorite. But what about the rights of the fascists? Will the fascists be allowed to spread their hate speech? Will the fascists be allowed to brutalize minorities? Will the fascists have their rights? Please show some consideration for the fascists

[-] [email protected] 46 points 2 years ago

fuck infighting, mao would want me to fistfight this fucker

[-] [email protected] 35 points 2 years ago

Let's be real, you'd probably be the one holding Mao back from fist fighting this fucker if he was still around.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

Anything less is liberalism

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[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

"We stand for active ideological struggle because it is the weapon for ensuring unity within the Party and the revolutionary organizations in the interest of our fight. Every Communist and revolutionary should take up this weapon."

[-] [email protected] 45 points 2 years ago

I don't like to dunk on people who come here in good faith...but this is deeply unserious.

He doesn't expect a Society in the lower stage of Socialism to ever be achieved, but he expects the abolition of class, which happens only in the higher stage.

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[-] [email protected] 42 points 2 years ago

I remember being a stupid 17 year old too

[-] [email protected] 29 points 2 years ago

smuglord

“For the most part I actually support even communist states, but my main criticism with actual communist states is their authoritarianism, made easy by the inherent totalitarianism of communism”

Damn two big ass meaningless words they were feeling themselves with this one. They thought they were about to blow your ass away by revealing that “inherent totalitarianism”. bet you didn’t think of that one you Tankie swine!

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

I know, they really got me.

They really showed me for daring to call them a left anti-communist

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[-] [email protected] 29 points 2 years ago

I'm going to do a violence

[-] [email protected] 27 points 2 years ago

See, you're causing leftist infighting by demanding the leftists actually be on the left. If you were a real leftist you would allow right-wingers into your leftist group, like a smart person.

[-] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago

vitriol

Redditbrains love that word so fucking much. WHY? why-angel

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[-] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago
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[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

Bit o Segway, seems the federation drama is subsiding. Very few of these posts too.

rosa-salute

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[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

Tfw to intelligent

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