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Assert dominance
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If you’re bad at math, noneuclidean geometry can’t hurt you
Take that icemaker!
Creaky metal wall heater
This image looks like it was by Stephen Gammel. Specifically, like it's trying to recreate Harold. But it's not Harold. Is this AI generated?
Edit: Yeah, it is. 😮💨
I have no clue, I’m just a humble meme thief.
Ah, the Steven King defense
That picture pretty creepy! Reminds me of the artwork in Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark.
You should draw a creepier picture to assert dominance.
I don’t have that kinda scary imagination man xD
Yes! I thought it was from that, but its AI gen. I bet the AI copied that book's artstyle.
My go to whenever I hear any kind of bump in the night is to grab something that can be used as a weapon and make sure I'm completely naked.
In the infinitesimally small chance it's some kind of spirit or ghoul I will try to fuck it, b cause it's what it would least expect. If it's a human intruder I will attack it, and I just assume that the shock of seeing a nearly 40 year old fully nude dad bod coming at them screaming and brandishing a weapon will create a moment of confusion that I can use to my advantage.
Sound strategy. Always keep a bat by your bed with a sock worn over the tip. That way, if they try to grab the bat out of your hand, they will just grab the sock, and it will slip off.
this post was submitted on 06 Apr 2025
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