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I know it's a cliche but I'm going for a cat. They're small, but can travel a distance, can go places undetected and they're just adorable 😍

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Canada goose. You know why.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

A crow because corvids are intelligent, social, and sassy 🖤

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

I'd go with a cockroach. Can fly, hide anywhere, survive anything, and report to me for juicy gossips.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Bernese Mountain dog for sure. I love those, and I know I would get along with it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Cats are honestly overpowered so I agree. They also have fluffy little tummies that you can bury your face in and get clawed to shreds

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

My shadow. I have had to kill too many loved ones and I will never own an individual again.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Polar bear, because people would leave me the fuck alone.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

If it isn't limited to, like, real animals, I'd want a faerie dragon from D&D.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Oh that is an excellent choice! I think I'll swap that for my cat

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Racoon, then it can help do things and steal shit for me.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

I'd go crow or raven but for basically the same reasons!