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If you had a familiar, what would you choose and why? (lazysoci.al)

submitted 3 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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I know it's a cliche but I'm going for a cat. They're small, but can travel a distance, can go places undetected and they're just adorable 😍

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

A crow because corvids are intelligent, social, and sassy 🖤

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

Cats are honestly overpowered so I agree. They also have fluffy little tummies that you can bury your face in and get clawed to shreds

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

I'd go with a cockroach. Can fly, hide anywhere, survive anything, and report to me for juicy gossips.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

My shadow. I have had to kill too many loved ones and I will never own an individual again.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Racoon, then it can help do things and steal shit for me.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

I'd go crow or raven but for basically the same reasons!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

If it isn't limited to, like, real animals, I'd want a faerie dragon from D&D.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Oh that is an excellent choice! I think I'll swap that for my cat

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

I was going to go with a helper monkey but I think faerie dragon is the best choice. Maybe a pseudodragon would be a good choice. An imp would be nice to freak people out as well as well as they can turn invisible.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Polar bear, because people would leave me the fuck alone.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Bernese Mountain dog for sure. I love those, and I know I would get along with it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Canada goose. You know why.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

A weevil. They're so cute. And they can sneak around.....I guess if anything happened to them they could magically regenerate. Or a kitty. But might I also suggest, an elf owl? They're the smallest owl species. :D

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Rolly polly

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

I know it would be conspicuous but I would love a capuchin monkey so it could help me fetch things.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

This is me and my white goose familiar.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

I was asked this at work recently "as an icebreaker" and I'll say now what I said then:

a great big fuck-off raven