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cross-posted from: https://fedia.io/m/[email protected]/t/2006492

Fox News appears to have removed their DOW ticker in a pattern for the company, choosing to block out the steep drop in DOW points after Trump's tariff announcement

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

We all know that BAD NEWS sells so they must think the crashing stock market is GOOD NEWS.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Yeah yeah yeah!!!! Gimme that propaganda!!! Gimme that denial!!!!!! Happy happy ignorance!!!!

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Yes, newsblonds, without the stock ticker your faces do look fat.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Lolol. I thought this had to be on c/leopardseatingfaces 😂

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