Me: Don’t worry its just Nausea and Coughing

Notices suddenly all rush in at once for .... Rash, Insomnia, Cysts, Anaemia, Vomiting, Pneumonia, Sneezing, Sweating, Paranoia, Hyper Sensitivity, Abscesses, Haemophilia, Pulmonary Oedema, Fever, Inflammation, Tumours, Diarrhoea, Pulmonary Fibrosis, Immune Suppression, Skin Lesions, Seizures, Paralysis, Systemic Infection, Internal Haemorrhaging, Dysentery and Insanity

Me: .... wow that was terrible

More notices pop up for .. Necrosis, Hemorrhagic Shock, Coma, Total Organ Failure

I love that game. I rediscover it every couple of years and get really into it all over again.

Is there a special mode where being an American is a disease? Because it would explain why the US wants Greenland so bad

Shut. Down. Madagascar.

That doesn't look like Texas...