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The original was posted on /r/ukrainianconflict by /u/Mason_Miami on 2025-03-27 20:58:22+00:00.

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[–] 104 points 1 year ago (1 child)

I hope he shits himself to death and his end is truly painful

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  • [–] 69 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Just going to post this here, for like.....NO reason.

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  • [–] 64 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I hope this will be a recurring incident and he dies falling down shitting his pants

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  • [–] 58 points 1 year ago* (6 children)

    I will never understand what drives a person to cling to power like this right up to the bitter end, clearly making an absolute embarrassment of themselves in the process.

    I'm not just talking about Pootin either. Moscow Mitch McConnell, Nancy "Insider Trading is my Right" Pelosi, and of course Little Donny himself, among others.

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  • [–] 24 points 1 year ago

    Stalin, a man Putin would love to be compared to said his position was that of holding a wolf by the ears - any slight release and he would be eaten alive.

    Stalin died in his office after a stroke. They dont know when it was because everyone was too araid to check on him.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Imo, it's what having a shit load of money does to people's brains.

    If you have a lot of it for long enough, you tend to think you deserve it/are important. But if your actions are shit because you are inherently neither of those things, then it creates some painful cognitive dissonance. And when you have that much money, not much is uncomfortable except what's on your conscious. So specifically: You have money, but people don't seem to like what you do with it, and that bothers you literally more than anything else (as all other problems of yours have been solved with money).

    So instead of figuring out ways to use your money productively, you just go find others that won't judge you for spending it all on what you like. But that goes both ways, as this group WILL judge you for not liking what THEY like to spend all their money on selfishly.

    And what they like, is to be selfish - to build a bigger dick shaped rocket than anyone else who has the money to do the same. So, in order to keep the selfish assholes liking you, you complement them for being one while being ignorant that you are now the same.

    The world gets a bunch of dick rockets that do nothing for it. And everyone who spends money selfishly feels they're doing the right thing.

    Basically, any societal pressure to spend money productively for the benefit of everyone can now just be suplanted by greedy peer pressure to exploit society for more dick rockets.

    Emotionally, building dick rockets is now the only thing that makes these people feel they deserve their wealth. So at the end of their lives, they will do EVERYTHING in their power to finish their dick rocket masterpiece, as to them, it is directly tied to the legacy they're leaving behind.

    Without ever realizing their legacy is just another waste of billions that could have benefited humanity though being used in almost any other way. They've tied their own worth and self image to dick rocket building without realizing not a single other person benefits from or cares about dick rockets.

    Europe is Putins Dick Rocket. Trump is McConnells Dick Rocket. Exploiting the stock market is Pelosi's Dick Rocket etc.

    In the pursuit of their own happiness, they reject any notion of charity in favor of more greed. Because they've never realized that their money doesn't make them happy, it's what they do with it that does. Instead of reaching that realization, they've instead tricked themselves into believing using money to make Dick Rockets could somehow make them happier than the social good-will basic charity always provides.

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    [–] 53 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    doctors managed to revive the Russian President before rushing him to a specialist intensive care unit

    Imagine being the doctor standing over this piece of shit and knowing how many people you could save if you just let him die right there.

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  • [–] 25 points 1 year ago

    And imagine being the guy responsible for keeping him alive while failing to do so. You're probably shitting yourself twice over that you and/or your loved ones will be severely punished if that happens.

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    [–] 52 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Can't help but wonder what happens if both he and Trump keel over in the next 6 months.

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    [–] 43 points 1 year ago

    No wonder he and Trump get along so well.

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  • [–] 36 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    In 2022, the Kremlin found itself in the position of having to quash gossip that Putin had an accident after falling down a flight of stairs, supposedly losing control of his bowels "involuntarily" due to "cancer affecting his stomach and bowels."

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  • [–] 32 points 1 year ago

    I don't cheer for cancer often, but I will today.

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    [–] 23 points 1 year ago

    We can hope.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago

    Depends on who can control the media and the military. The first few are probably not going to last too long because of the shitastic economy they're going to inherit. Ukraine could get worse if they see it as necessary to prove themselves/distract from the economy or they could pull out so they can consolidate domestics affairs first.

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    [–] 21 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    If someone poisoned him with radiation if would be some kind of poetic justice

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  • [–] 20 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Who is the doctor that resuscitated pootin?? Dude, first order of medicine is "do no harm." Reviving a bloodthirsty despot is 100% fucking harm.

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  • [–] 19 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

    In 2022, the Kremlin found itself in the position of having to quash gossip that Putin had an accident after falling down a flight of stairs, supposedly losing control of his bowels "involuntarily" due to "cancer affecting his stomach and bowels."

    Dafuq?

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    [–] 17 points 1 year ago

    Well Trump gets away with it so I’m sure nothing will happen.

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    [–] 15 points 1 year ago

    Where is this coming from? I hope its true and that he is already dead, but I cant see reputable sources talking about this or Zelensky's comments on his health.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Is there any better source on this?

    Daily Star UK is a questionable source. MSN publishes articles from many bad sources such as this one, so when I stumble upon a link to MSN, I typically search for a better second source.

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    [–] 12 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    what do you mean fears? is that somehow autocorrected from hopes?

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    [–] 11 points 1 year ago

    Yeah, but who hasn't placed too much trust in a fart before? It's easily done.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    We call that doing a scomo where I come from.

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    I'm not sure "fears" is the right word.

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