β² 291 βΌ Vladimir Putin 'soiling himself' sends Russian president health fears into overdrive (www.msn.com) submitted 1 year ago by realitista@lemm.ee to c/ukraine@sopuli.xyz 86 comments fedilink hide all child comments cross-posted from: https://lemmit.online/post/5508489 This is an automated archive made by the Lemmit Bot. The original was posted on /r/ukrainianconflict by /u/Mason_Miami on 2025-03-27 20:58:22+00:00.
[β] lordnikon@lemmy.world 48 points 1 year ago (3 children) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [β] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (2 children) Lot of pure white fabric there. Would be a shame if it got brown...... Oh god. There's already a drink called "green russian". Theres going to be a "brown russian" now too, isn't there? I am NOT drinking that! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [β] Krik@lemmy.dbzer0.com 34 points 1 year ago (3 children) You didn't understand. They are performing a dance from The Nutcracker. In Russia they always show The Nutcracker in state tv when they prepare the announcement of something major - like the death of the current president. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [β] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (3 children) In Russia they always show The Nutcracker in state tv when they prepare the announcement of something major - like the death of the current president. You're right. I didn't understand that part when I commented. What an odd tradition. "Hey, the dictator just died. Better show some ballet to soften the blow." permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [β] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 year ago If you're as concerned with information control as the Soviets were/are, it makes a lot of sense. Comrade leader just shat himself to death, or most of the Navy top leadership just died in a single plane crash, or we just blew a nuclear reactor wide open, and it's time to tell the entire country the bad news. We need some time to come up with and distribute whatever we're going to tell people We can't have some peon at some TV station mention a simple fact that will contradict the official truth We can't allow rumors to spread We can't just shut down the transmitters because people will assume the worst. We probably shouldn't broadcast light entertainment or comedy, that feels tasteless. Propaganda reels often have imagery of armies and violence in them, probably don't want those ideas in people's heads right now. In fact, let's make sure whatever we broadcast is extremely obviously not news. Something like a symphony or opera. We do want to play up the nationalist angle, so let's go with something domestic in origin. So no Mozart or Bach or anything from Western Europe. How about Tchaikovsky? The Nutcracker suite. Runs for about two hours. Makes perfect sense the first time. Peak Russia is doing that exact same thing often enough for the people to catch on. "Oh shit the Nutcracker's on every station, something terrible happened somewhere." permalink fedilink source parent [β] phx@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 year ago (1 child) If I read that this particular dickhead shit himself and died, I'd be dancing too! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago I mean, when you put it like THAT.... permalink fedilink source parent [β] atomicorange@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (1 child) Bit of a deep dive on the topic if youβre interested permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] Rubisco@slrpnk.net 1 point 1 year ago Thank you!! That was very beautiful and quite informative. Kinda reminds me of Ghana coffin dance and permalink fedilink source parent [β] alzymologist@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 year ago It's usually https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swan_Lake though permalink fedilink source parent [β] toynbee@lemmy.world 1 point 1 year ago That's like cake in Scrubs. permalink fedilink source parent [β] Klear@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago Brown Russian is just White Russian without the cream, so kahlua with vodka. Both are great. permalink fedilink source parent [β] AtariDump@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago https://www.npr.org/2021/08/19/1029437787/in-1991-soviet-citizens-saw-swans-on-the-tv-and-knew-it-meant-turmoil permalink fedilink source parent [β] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago I watched this longer than I care to admit waiting for one of them to drop a turd permalink fedilink source parent
[β] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (2 children) Lot of pure white fabric there. Would be a shame if it got brown...... Oh god. There's already a drink called "green russian". Theres going to be a "brown russian" now too, isn't there? I am NOT drinking that! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [β] Krik@lemmy.dbzer0.com 34 points 1 year ago (3 children) You didn't understand. They are performing a dance from The Nutcracker. In Russia they always show The Nutcracker in state tv when they prepare the announcement of something major - like the death of the current president. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [β] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (3 children) In Russia they always show The Nutcracker in state tv when they prepare the announcement of something major - like the death of the current president. You're right. I didn't understand that part when I commented. What an odd tradition. "Hey, the dictator just died. Better show some ballet to soften the blow." permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [β] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 year ago If you're as concerned with information control as the Soviets were/are, it makes a lot of sense. Comrade leader just shat himself to death, or most of the Navy top leadership just died in a single plane crash, or we just blew a nuclear reactor wide open, and it's time to tell the entire country the bad news. We need some time to come up with and distribute whatever we're going to tell people We can't have some peon at some TV station mention a simple fact that will contradict the official truth We can't allow rumors to spread We can't just shut down the transmitters because people will assume the worst. We probably shouldn't broadcast light entertainment or comedy, that feels tasteless. Propaganda reels often have imagery of armies and violence in them, probably don't want those ideas in people's heads right now. In fact, let's make sure whatever we broadcast is extremely obviously not news. Something like a symphony or opera. We do want to play up the nationalist angle, so let's go with something domestic in origin. So no Mozart or Bach or anything from Western Europe. How about Tchaikovsky? The Nutcracker suite. Runs for about two hours. Makes perfect sense the first time. Peak Russia is doing that exact same thing often enough for the people to catch on. "Oh shit the Nutcracker's on every station, something terrible happened somewhere." permalink fedilink source parent [β] phx@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 year ago (1 child) If I read that this particular dickhead shit himself and died, I'd be dancing too! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago I mean, when you put it like THAT.... permalink fedilink source parent [β] atomicorange@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (1 child) Bit of a deep dive on the topic if youβre interested permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] Rubisco@slrpnk.net 1 point 1 year ago Thank you!! That was very beautiful and quite informative. Kinda reminds me of Ghana coffin dance and permalink fedilink source parent [β] alzymologist@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 year ago It's usually https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swan_Lake though permalink fedilink source parent [β] toynbee@lemmy.world 1 point 1 year ago That's like cake in Scrubs. permalink fedilink source parent [β] Klear@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago Brown Russian is just White Russian without the cream, so kahlua with vodka. Both are great. permalink fedilink source parent
[β] Krik@lemmy.dbzer0.com 34 points 1 year ago (3 children) You didn't understand. They are performing a dance from The Nutcracker. In Russia they always show The Nutcracker in state tv when they prepare the announcement of something major - like the death of the current president. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [β] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (3 children) In Russia they always show The Nutcracker in state tv when they prepare the announcement of something major - like the death of the current president. You're right. I didn't understand that part when I commented. What an odd tradition. "Hey, the dictator just died. Better show some ballet to soften the blow." permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [β] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 year ago If you're as concerned with information control as the Soviets were/are, it makes a lot of sense. Comrade leader just shat himself to death, or most of the Navy top leadership just died in a single plane crash, or we just blew a nuclear reactor wide open, and it's time to tell the entire country the bad news. We need some time to come up with and distribute whatever we're going to tell people We can't have some peon at some TV station mention a simple fact that will contradict the official truth We can't allow rumors to spread We can't just shut down the transmitters because people will assume the worst. We probably shouldn't broadcast light entertainment or comedy, that feels tasteless. Propaganda reels often have imagery of armies and violence in them, probably don't want those ideas in people's heads right now. In fact, let's make sure whatever we broadcast is extremely obviously not news. Something like a symphony or opera. We do want to play up the nationalist angle, so let's go with something domestic in origin. So no Mozart or Bach or anything from Western Europe. How about Tchaikovsky? The Nutcracker suite. Runs for about two hours. Makes perfect sense the first time. Peak Russia is doing that exact same thing often enough for the people to catch on. "Oh shit the Nutcracker's on every station, something terrible happened somewhere." permalink fedilink source parent [β] phx@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 year ago (1 child) If I read that this particular dickhead shit himself and died, I'd be dancing too! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago I mean, when you put it like THAT.... permalink fedilink source parent [β] atomicorange@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (1 child) Bit of a deep dive on the topic if youβre interested permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] Rubisco@slrpnk.net 1 point 1 year ago Thank you!! That was very beautiful and quite informative. Kinda reminds me of Ghana coffin dance and permalink fedilink source parent [β] alzymologist@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 year ago It's usually https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swan_Lake though permalink fedilink source parent [β] toynbee@lemmy.world 1 point 1 year ago That's like cake in Scrubs. permalink fedilink source parent
[β] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (3 children) In Russia they always show The Nutcracker in state tv when they prepare the announcement of something major - like the death of the current president. You're right. I didn't understand that part when I commented. What an odd tradition. "Hey, the dictator just died. Better show some ballet to soften the blow." permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [β] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 year ago If you're as concerned with information control as the Soviets were/are, it makes a lot of sense. Comrade leader just shat himself to death, or most of the Navy top leadership just died in a single plane crash, or we just blew a nuclear reactor wide open, and it's time to tell the entire country the bad news. We need some time to come up with and distribute whatever we're going to tell people We can't have some peon at some TV station mention a simple fact that will contradict the official truth We can't allow rumors to spread We can't just shut down the transmitters because people will assume the worst. We probably shouldn't broadcast light entertainment or comedy, that feels tasteless. Propaganda reels often have imagery of armies and violence in them, probably don't want those ideas in people's heads right now. In fact, let's make sure whatever we broadcast is extremely obviously not news. Something like a symphony or opera. We do want to play up the nationalist angle, so let's go with something domestic in origin. So no Mozart or Bach or anything from Western Europe. How about Tchaikovsky? The Nutcracker suite. Runs for about two hours. Makes perfect sense the first time. Peak Russia is doing that exact same thing often enough for the people to catch on. "Oh shit the Nutcracker's on every station, something terrible happened somewhere." permalink fedilink source parent [β] phx@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 year ago (1 child) If I read that this particular dickhead shit himself and died, I'd be dancing too! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago I mean, when you put it like THAT.... permalink fedilink source parent [β] atomicorange@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (1 child) Bit of a deep dive on the topic if youβre interested permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] Rubisco@slrpnk.net 1 point 1 year ago Thank you!! That was very beautiful and quite informative. Kinda reminds me of Ghana coffin dance and permalink fedilink source parent
[β] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 year ago If you're as concerned with information control as the Soviets were/are, it makes a lot of sense. Comrade leader just shat himself to death, or most of the Navy top leadership just died in a single plane crash, or we just blew a nuclear reactor wide open, and it's time to tell the entire country the bad news. We need some time to come up with and distribute whatever we're going to tell people We can't have some peon at some TV station mention a simple fact that will contradict the official truth We can't allow rumors to spread We can't just shut down the transmitters because people will assume the worst. We probably shouldn't broadcast light entertainment or comedy, that feels tasteless. Propaganda reels often have imagery of armies and violence in them, probably don't want those ideas in people's heads right now. In fact, let's make sure whatever we broadcast is extremely obviously not news. Something like a symphony or opera. We do want to play up the nationalist angle, so let's go with something domestic in origin. So no Mozart or Bach or anything from Western Europe. How about Tchaikovsky? The Nutcracker suite. Runs for about two hours. Makes perfect sense the first time. Peak Russia is doing that exact same thing often enough for the people to catch on. "Oh shit the Nutcracker's on every station, something terrible happened somewhere." permalink fedilink source parent
[β] phx@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 year ago (1 child) If I read that this particular dickhead shit himself and died, I'd be dancing too! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago I mean, when you put it like THAT.... permalink fedilink source parent
[β] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago I mean, when you put it like THAT.... permalink fedilink source parent
[β] atomicorange@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (1 child) Bit of a deep dive on the topic if youβre interested permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] Rubisco@slrpnk.net 1 point 1 year ago Thank you!! That was very beautiful and quite informative. Kinda reminds me of Ghana coffin dance and permalink fedilink source parent
[β] Rubisco@slrpnk.net 1 point 1 year ago Thank you!! That was very beautiful and quite informative. Kinda reminds me of Ghana coffin dance and permalink fedilink source parent
[β] alzymologist@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 year ago It's usually https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swan_Lake though permalink fedilink source parent
[β] toynbee@lemmy.world 1 point 1 year ago That's like cake in Scrubs. permalink fedilink source parent
[β] Klear@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago Brown Russian is just White Russian without the cream, so kahlua with vodka. Both are great. permalink fedilink source parent
[β] AtariDump@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago https://www.npr.org/2021/08/19/1029437787/in-1991-soviet-citizens-saw-swans-on-the-tv-and-knew-it-meant-turmoil permalink fedilink source parent
[β] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago I watched this longer than I care to admit waiting for one of them to drop a turd permalink fedilink source parent