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Emigration Rule (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[-] [email protected] 50 points 2 months ago

You don't even need to be beautiful. I just want someone to hold me while I cry myself to sleep.

[-] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago

I'll hold you but no crying >:(

[-] [email protected] 45 points 2 months ago

hello. I have no useful life skills, but I am very good at sucking dick, and my ass is about a meter in circumference. If you want to take on the responsibility of owning a femboy, hit me up.

[-] [email protected] 46 points 2 months ago

about a meter

Speaking metric already? This one has promising submissve qualities for you euro tops.

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[-] [email protected] 35 points 2 months ago

Americans: sell your ring finger to immigrants ♥️

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

At this point I'll happily take any finger, or even a toe.

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[-] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Beautiful? Maybe. But I can guarantee that I can be a autistic and very clingy transfem gf with big boobs and masisve thighs

[-] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

you had me at big boobs and thighs

[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

Is Sweden an acceptable destination? I'm a bi-bear living with a bi-witch who has consented to a nonsexual-relationship twink living on our farm, but she would definitely prefer a big thighed woman instead

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

But what if I'm a bi-twink looking for a non-nonsexual relationship? :3

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

A bear and witch sound like a lovely fairytale household that I'd enjoy having in my neighbourhood.

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[-] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago

if we all pool our money together we can buy an island for just queer people. :^

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

I always have fantasized about getting a group of cool people, buying an island, establishing it in the world economy and starting a new world without the prejudice, discrimination, and microplastics. 😅

[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

That’s when the CIA comes knocking

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[-] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago

My application:

Pros:

  • Great at cooking
  • Built several gardens and chicken coups
  • I have zero problem doing all the house chores if I get to wear a maid dress
  • Computer skillz, love selfhosting
  • Very good at handywork and fixing things

Cons:

  • Im anti (generative) ai (for eco and copyright reasons)
  • I will talk your ear off about planes, cars, trains, tanks, nuclear power, etc
  • And the worst offender: I play warthunder
[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

I play warthunder

have you considered working for a spy agency? They can probably get you papers.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

I feel like the US could use a chicken coup right now. Couldn't be worse than the dipshits currently in charge.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Sounds great! The cons aren't cons to me! I'm not sure if I can trust a war thunder player not to leak confidential information though xd

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[-] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago

How about an autistic german enby twink/twunk/femboy?

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago
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[-] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago

Which country, and do you want to share my dildo collection?

[-] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

The Netherlands and yes

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

I am in europe already and would love to share

[-] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago

beautiful

There's always a catch 🙁

[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago
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[-] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

Have you heard about our lord and saviour, thick thighs?

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

I'm intrigued, tell me more

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Thick thighs love you and want to embrace you, but only if you allow them and let them into your heart. Thick thighs save lives.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

90 days fiancee but the third world country is the US. Beautiful. I offer nederland tips!

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

This thread has given me ideas for a great new dating/emigration app

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[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

Let me just pack my programming socks

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Yes please I can maybe get u 2 wife for the price of one

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

If I wasn't married I would be tempted

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago
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