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Christian Mothers Against Masturbation

Message is always clear with Christ; put your hand in faith and not in your pants

Are you addicted to masturbation? Reach out to me and we can beat it together -Jesus

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[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Matthew 26:27-28

“And he took the cup, and gave thanks, and gave it to them, saying, Drink ye all of it; for this is my cum of the new testament, which is shed for many for the emission of sins.”

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

It's okay Jesus I'm a rabbinic

this post was submitted on 18 Jun 2023

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