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[–] [email protected] 5 points 13 hours ago

"Hey, I saw someone doing something illegal to a capitalist!"

No you fucking didn't.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 hours ago

epic drinkin game: take a shot every time you see this image

[–] [email protected] 19 points 19 hours ago

In the words of Captain America:

"Let's not get carried away. I've known good vampires. People who never asked for this curse, who don't inflict their pain and hunger on others. But I've never known a good Nazi."

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 hours ago

Superman cares about decency.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (3 children)

What about if the fire spread to surrounding buildings?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 12 hours ago

It’s a good thing dealerships are usually completely separate from other buildings, and by quite a way!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 12 hours ago

What about it?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 19 hours ago

Well, he is superman, so I'm sure it'll be fine.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

The militarily would ~~send~~ asks nicely Superman to deal with the "domestic terrorism" that is threatening the 'murikan way of life & save the innocent glorious cars.

Also Sexxy Lexxy would have produced way better cars.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Idk, it kinda looks like the cyber truck to me:

[–] [email protected] 5 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

This is the kind of shit that gets me out of bed in the morning

[–] [email protected] 1 points 13 hours ago

Ass ships?

You mean like

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Superman of the comics (from about the mid-80s onward) would tell the military, politely, to go find a location to fornicate with themselves.

Also the animated Superman. He took would tell them to go fuck themselves. Neither one would actually curse.

That being said, both incarnations would put the fire out, if only to prevent environmental damage.

Possibly by dropping a large block of ice on the building.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago

Superman in the '30s would be lighting the fires.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 day ago (2 children)

At least make sure no non management workers are in trouble. You don't have to put the fires out.

[–] [email protected] 69 points 1 day ago

It's Superman. Surely with his x-ray vision he could see that there was no one left.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago

That's why he listens.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 day ago (1 children)

imo it would be funnier if he started taking pictures (since he's supposed to be a journalist, right?)

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 day ago

That's Jimmy Olsen's whole purpose. Even Clark gets to "not my job" this situation.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago

Good job Superman.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I knew Superman was a domestic terrorist.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I’m not an expert but it might be tricky to argue that an actual bonafide genuine alien could be a domestic terrorist…

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Superman is as American as apples.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago

That is a sentence I cannot disagree with.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Only because the path to citizenship for earth humans can be as long as 28 years in the united states. How long do you think it takes for a kryptonian?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I mean, there was that time he tore down the homes of a bunch of low income people.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Man of fire?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago
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