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[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

The militarily would ~~send~~ asks nicely Superman to deal with the "domestic terrorism" that is threatening the 'murikan way of life & save the innocent glorious cars.

Also Sexxy Lexxy would have produced way better cars.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Idk, it kinda looks like the cyber truck to me:

[–] [email protected] 5 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

This is the kind of shit that gets me out of bed in the morning

[–] [email protected] 1 points 15 hours ago

Ass ships?

You mean like

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Superman of the comics (from about the mid-80s onward) would tell the military, politely, to go find a location to fornicate with themselves.

Also the animated Superman. He took would tell them to go fuck themselves. Neither one would actually curse.

That being said, both incarnations would put the fire out, if only to prevent environmental damage.

Possibly by dropping a large block of ice on the building.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago

Superman in the '30s would be lighting the fires.