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[-] [email protected] 84 points 3 months ago

I don’t understand, how can the turtle do this? Is it because the elephants are dancing? Won’t they fall off??!

[-] [email protected] 23 points 3 months ago

That's just globalist propaganda. We all know the Sun is the one that moves because it's hanging from the ceiling!

(And just because I couldn't make something so stupid that made it clear, \s - but hey, it was hard to make even this.)

[-] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

I was just joking also, the only reason I did not put the sarcasm tag was I had an iOS keyboard. Still not sure where that button is, someone said it’s next to the “any” key.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Oh, your joke was obvious enough.

I think nobody believes on a giant turtle nowadays... I mean, it's hard to be certain, but I think a group like that would be famous.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Yes ! Indeed

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

The turtle moves!

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

This is what happens, when global warming lights the turtle on fire.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Your friend the Turtle... He died a few years ago. The old idiot puked inside his shell and choked to death on a galaxy or two. Very sad, don't you think? But also quite bizarre.

[-] [email protected] 54 points 3 months ago

I'm so old, I remember that this happened before. It will go over, don't worry. I'm not affected because I live in Europe but I remember that the Americans recovered quite quickly from this.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

Wait what's this? Europeans are supposed to always say derogatory things about Americans. ;)

[-] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

not quite, Americans are Europeans as well... Just ancient.

/jk

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

It's because we have Clark Kent. He spun it around real quick for us.

[-] [email protected] 32 points 3 months ago

It happened at night, though, so no one noticed.

[-] [email protected] 32 points 3 months ago

Happens literally everyday. Wth are the devs doing?

[-] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago

They're lucky my ritual sacrifice works to make it rise again I'll tell you that

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

DID I HEAR A BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

[-] [email protected] 28 points 3 months ago

And I still have to go to work tomorrow. SMH

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[-] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago

They can't keep getting away with it!

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[-] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

Ah, I see it's that time of the day again

[-] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

Hello darkness, my old friend.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Here I thought the onion was satire....

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Lord protect us all from the darkness within the darkness. Thoughts and prayers! 🙏

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Thots and nyas? Hell yeah!

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago
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[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

The terminator has passed over North America, illuminating the entire continent in the eerie light of a thermonuclear explosion. People report suffering radiation burns from unshielded exposure.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

This is just a metaphor for Trump's election.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Thank God South America will be ok at least!

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Fuck and I thought it was just the new administration.......

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Ha ha onion go funny

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

The sun truly is setting in the west.

[-] [email protected] -2 points 3 months ago

This is what sarcasm had become. I mean i expulsés some air through my lips so I'm rolling on the floor laughing rn.

But I long for the times where the undertone for sarcasm was 'no way that could happen' instead of 'it literally happens every day'.

this post was submitted on 18 Mar 2025
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