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submitted 1 year ago by imvii@lemmy.ca to c/world@lemmy.world

"The United States has reached out to Denmark..."

You know, the country the United States wants to invade and forcefully take land from.

America: The dumbest rocks in the sock drawer.

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[-] lemel@lemmy.ml 20 points 1 year ago

European nations, please say that you will export eggs only when the idiots are out of power.

[-] not_that_guy05@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

Hi, please don't. Let us suffer so these fuckers can hurt more. - Californian

[-] Montreal_Metro@lemmy.ca 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Kneel down and beg.

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 year ago

No, fuck you.

[-] titi@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

We use the word eggs in German the way yankies use nuts or balls. That said, yes, you can swallow our eggs, dear US government.

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[-] rumba@lemmy.zip 17 points 1 year ago

Meanwhile, the egg department in my grocery store is absolutely full not a single carton sold.

Nobody's paying eight bucks for a carton they can rot.

Meanwhile I bought a pack of chicken breasts at 267 a pound which is the normal price.

There's no shortage of chickens, there's no shortage of eggs

[-] LadyAutumn@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 1 year ago

Capitalism artificially creates scarcity (or the illusion of scarcity) to generate capital.

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[-] keys42@literature.cafe 11 points 1 year ago

I'm not suggesting that corporations aren't inflating prices, but your chicken breasts come from birds which are slaughtered pretty young, as opposed to egg layers so there is a much larger window to be infected.

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[-] robocall@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

Has America considered asking Panama for eggs? Or Gaza?

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[-] Doctor_Satan@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

Denmark: Did you say "please" even once?

[-] techclothes@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

I fucking hate living in the US. It's embarrassing.

[-] MITM0@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

A simple "Fuck off America" would suffice

[-] RatherBeMTB@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 year ago

America, Fuck You Asshole!

[-] inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

Yeah, good luck with that America after you've insulted and threatened every ally that would sell us eggs.

Dumbasses.

[-] MiniMoose4Free@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago

No - Bugs Bunny.

[-] digdilem@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 year ago

That would increase the prices in the exporting countries. It's not as if there's such a huge surfeit that they're being destroyed.

[-] SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Time to educate Trump in the fine art of export tariffs.

[-] Argyle13@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

And they all answered "yes, you can eat our eggs, but not how you would expect"

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[-] madjo@feddit.nl 11 points 1 year ago

Get bent, United States!

[-] 60d@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Iraq: has oil

Murca: we declare a freedom on you!

Canada: has oil

Murca: we declare a freedom on you!

Denmark: has eggs

Murca: we declare a freedom on you!

charge us more, seriously

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