Well, I'd guess I'd go out the way I'd always knew I would; mauled while getting blown by a bear π€€
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Iβll donate so much to research I wonβt have money to eat?
Well I'm named for a fictional character I wrote about. so presumably she comes to life and for some reason tries to kill me
Mind control cereal
In a squeezer
Well, my username is because I got tired of a website only allowing you to set opening all links in new tabs if you had an account, so it might be hard to die by internet tab. I also religiously close tabs as soon as I'm done, so I never have that many open. If we can loosen the rules: drowns by bad genie wish in tab cola.
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Too much taco bell
So many ways...
Some kind of ancient forest spirit emerges from the woods, consumes my soul and leaves my body in a coma before fading back into the trees without a trace.
then one day you wake up an acorn and you feel yourself reaching for the sky
Flayed alive, I guess. Could be worse.
Cat.
I cant die because some asshole cup threw me off a cliff and turned me into a Hylander.
I get ackshually'd to death in the comments. π
Oh, no, Timmy fell down the well again!
Pulverized and set adrift as an interstellar cloud
π€·ββοΈ
No doubt, it would be an epic tale.
Just broke.
Mauled, eaten or crushed to death
... or cuteness overload
quickly
In the middle of the night with nary a sound to be heard.
A daring suicide rescue mission where I manually hold the button on some space nuke to save the day.
Impressively.
ah hell, Iβm getting shot by a drunk hillbilly arenβt I?
Some catty wampas, likely.
Yokai
At least I'll get to meet Bigfoot before he kills me.
A 60ft wave off Mullaghmore, Ireland
No idea
In a blaze of TexMex
Depending on what your lemmy app/UI displays, executed either by Paul or Stilgar. One would be brought back though.
I'll live for eternity I guess. Really don't want that tbh
Can't say that I know, but I shall be avenged.
In the dark.
I'll live to see the cyberpunk era, but will not be happy about it...
Death by human error... sounds about right.
Eaten by a living supercomputer that thirsts for dimensional conquest