Having the time of my life
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In a blaze of TexMex
A 60ft wave off Mullaghmore, Ireland
No doubt, it would be an epic tale.
Pulverized and set adrift as an interstellar cloud
I cant die because some asshole cup threw me off a cliff and turned me into a Hylander.
Well, my username is because I got tired of a website only allowing you to set opening all links in new tabs if you had an account, so it might be hard to die by internet tab. I also religiously close tabs as soon as I'm done, so I never have that many open. If we can loosen the rules: drowns by bad genie wish in tab cola.
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I think I get run over by self driving Tesla.
I am hereby consigned and sentenced to death by royal order of his majesty Dominus Thrax, hero of all.
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Mashing Keys
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Dangling a jeep over a cliff while escaping a Mormon bishop.
Something Volcano related, possibly involving a ring and a couple of short men. One of whom is a goddamn hero.
Snakebite
Demise details unclear, but I'm excited to find out! May require a safe word lol
Very delicious and spicy as intended.
I came close with the undertow a few times. I wouldn’t be mad. There’s worse ways to go.
Or maybe a surfing ninja will take me out. Which is a cool as hell way to die.
Doxxed by H3?
All the pressure built up from the escalating screams echoing inside my skull will make my head explode in a spectacular and messy fashion.
I am commanded…. by the clits 😟
Just ducks!
Probably painfully
OD'ing on cold/flu medication
Fighting a bear for its ass in elwynn forest.
It would be whelming. Just so.
Suddenly and all over the place
Ocean
Splooooooosh.
Kabloooooowie
Shamefully.
The Olive Garden waiter never heard the cue to stop so I suffocate on the fine powdery goodness
Death by giant space hamster.
Awkwardly, and involving a turtle
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