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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You know the stall is ruined if the dude walks right past the sink and out the door.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

That's fucking disgusting. Wash your damn hands.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Naaaahhhh, I lock eyes with the next dude and say one of two things:

  • It's all urine!

Or

  • Good luck. We're past air freshener. That's gonna need an old priest and a young priest
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I have peed

You will pee

We must not acknowledge one another

A jungle rule as old as humanity

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

my favorite establishment has mirrors that were focused on the trough style urinal; making peeing an unavoidably public viewing and forcing everyone to acknowledge that peeing is happening. lol

i liked it because it straight men are too afraid to use it and either waited in line for the sole suite bathroom next door or held it in the entire time while the rest of us had quick access.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Top notch. Well done. I appreciate the reflection and attention to public restroom details.