this post was submitted on 11 Mar 2025
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

Didn’t I read somewhere that, when somebody worried about bulletproof glass in this water-type situation, Elon retorted, it floats?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago (2 children)

That's one way to get out of owning one. Just claim the brake gave out and it rolled into the water. As many mechanical issues those things have it will be hard for the insurance company to argue otherwise. Insurance check incoming to buy a non nazimobile.

Can an insurance company demand the surveillance video or would that be private since the driver has an expectation of privacy?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yes. Expectations of privacy wouldn't be relevant in this context, you should expect the insurance company to want all of the available data from the car before they pay out.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Does Tesla sell / give their data to insurance?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

I wouldn't be surprised if insurers would cut a deal with Tesla for that info. Screwing the end consumer is the gift the keeps on giving.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I mean, that's a solid way out of it.

Insurance can request surveillance tape but they have no authority to demand or get it unless provided willingly. It would have to be provided by the property owner. They do also offer to pay for the tape if they feel it will show what they need.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Tesla probably has something I'm the fine print that has a clause that gives insurance owners cars video.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Surprised it didn't burn underwater.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

A fire...at a Sea Parks!?!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

It's possible with lithium.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Give it a month. The corrosion will set in and it will “spontaneously” combust.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

You’d didn’t think about the rust you bitch!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Fine place to park a swasticar, they should have just left it there.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Does that car even have a handbrake?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

If it does it’s behind a menu on the touchscreen.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Yes, but you need to pay 5.99/month subscription to access it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I'm not sure if it's that they're not bright or it's just such a piece of shit it ends up in fucked up situations a lot. Probably both.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

They can barely take a puddle let alone a flood.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

We know, they bought a cybertruck.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

I bet dollars to doughnuts the drivers breath smells like horse dewormer.