How is there not a single Futurama reference in the comments? I thought we were all nerds?

How is there not a single Futurama reference in the comments? I thought we were all nerds?

What ever you do, dont tell RFK about raw cockroach milk.
🎵 La cucaleche, la cucaleche 🎵
I didn’t expect to see targeted content on Lemmy
You can't spell egregious without Greg
I'm kindof a nimby when it comes do giant cockroach farms in my area, please don't scale this up. Don't make "oops 2 billion milkroaches have escaped" a thing.
Why would cockroaches HAVE milk? They don't nurse young or anything like that
That's somehow even worse than my original mental image. Great work science!
Not worse as the insect shit we eat in the morning, called Honey.
So we could smash those up and snort them, could we not?
Is this acquired similar to how cow milk is or more like almond milk?
Popped open the article to find out, and the answer is neither. The 'milk' is crystals collected by cutting open a particular kind of roach and extracting them from its brood sack.
There's a phrase I didn't know I'd be using today.
I wondered the same, but do we really want to know?
I would rather drink piss than cokroach milk
Fundamental commodities for a space game: baobab trees, eels, crystal milk, serfs.
Finally, a use for them
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