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[-] [email protected] 83 points 3 months ago

That's cause the male version is DUUUDE!

[-] [email protected] 49 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Duuuuuuuuude is universal.

Sad: Duuude...
Happy: Duuuude!
Excited: Duuuuude!!!!
Mad: Dude!
Disappointed: dude
To male friends: Dude
To female friends: Dude
To your significant other: Dude

[-] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago

And not-gendered.

I’m a dude, you’re a dude, she’s a dude, we’re all dudes now.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

Yes, I fuck dudes, why do you ask?

[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

I also fuck dudes, why do you care?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Just to be clear, I only fuck the sorts of dudes who want fuckin, so don't think of me as some sort of dude-fuck peddler, okay?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

or Duder, or El Duderino,....

[-] [email protected] 44 points 3 months ago

What company is ok with their COO saying shit like this next to their name?

[-] [email protected] 29 points 3 months ago

Probably self-proclaimed COO of an MLM she sells shit for.

[-] [email protected] 29 points 3 months ago

Shouldn’t it be „me neither“?

[-] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago

Yes it should. Kind of in the same way that it should be "I couldn't care less" instead of "I could care less" which I've seen a lot more in recent years.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Bernie said “could care less” in his response to the sotu last night. Made me cringe.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Literally just talking about that! I agree that the original intent (and, you know, meanings of words) should make it "couldn't" but I think the two have linguistically drifted together within the phrase.

The rules-boy in me rallies against it, but the descriptivist in me celebrates and I couldn't care less how he said it.

[-] [email protected] -5 points 3 months ago

Wittgenstein said that language isn't actually semantic in its natural state. Instead, language serves as a sort of game to accomplish social ends.

"I could care less" serves the social end of telling everyone you have no critical thinking skills and shouldn't be taken seriously.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Lol, that second thought boomed me pretty good, thanks

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Lol.

On a slightly more serious note, it makes dry humor a bit harder to land since you can't rely on subtlety as much. Like "I could care less about my SO" in context where it's the punchline of a misdirection joke.

Such is life though.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Delete it now

[-] [email protected] 26 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Girrrlll, you a nazi.

Maaaaannn, I love not being a Nazi.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Girrrlllll, it's so brave that you shared that information about yourself in public on the Internet next to a picture of your IRL face.

[-] [email protected] 24 points 3 months ago

Both of those have multiple other uses, good and bad. Maaan is used for amazement and girrrl is used for incredulity.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago

I think it probably has far more to do with phonetics and the ways different sounds carry emotion than with the gender identity we insist upon associating with specific words

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Kiki booba?

[-] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago
[-] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago

Yeah boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!

[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago
[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

So, she doesn't realize the thing she just typed out?

[-] [email protected] -3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Disclaimer: this is not doxxing. It is publicly available information on LinkedIn. Thus, this is not against any rules.

Name: Shali Rana Reed
Experience: COO and Executive producer at The Reeder (https://thereeder.co/) since December 2017. Located in San Diego, CA, USA

Enjoy :)

[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

And what are we supposed to do with this information?

[-] [email protected] -2 points 3 months ago

Oh that’s actually non of my business. You could contact her and ask her how she is doing. Just as an idea where to start.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Looks like a solo marketing op, she dating/married to that guy?

Actually, I don't care. Nor do I care about her name or whatever. Let her live in peace.

[-] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago

If only someone did this for healthcare ceos and not LinkedIn lunatics

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