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[-] [email protected] 49 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Duuuuuuuuude is universal.

Sad: Duuude...
Happy: Duuuude!
Excited: Duuuuude!!!!
Mad: Dude!
Disappointed: dude
To male friends: Dude
To female friends: Dude
To your significant other: Dude

[-] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago

And not-gendered.

I’m a dude, you’re a dude, she’s a dude, we’re all dudes now.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

Yes, I fuck dudes, why do you ask?

[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

I also fuck dudes, why do you care?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Just to be clear, I only fuck the sorts of dudes who want fuckin, so don't think of me as some sort of dude-fuck peddler, okay?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

or Duder, or El Duderino,....

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