A Boring Dystopia

It's getting too expensive so more are quitting now than ever.

I stopped when I got old enough to realize the only thing I actually liked about McDonalds was the play place.

Now I give it a try like once every 3-4 years to remind myself how much it sucks.

I remember as a kid being in one, then a baby in there pissed like twice the amount of piss that their entire body could even displace from a tub. The parent collected the baby and left without saying anything to anyone. The thing then smelled like piss for the next two years until they renovated to the mccafe boring design and just got rid of the play area.

In both cases it's millennials. It's even called "millennial grey."

I think their target group is exactly the same, they just aged a bit

They'd need to charge amounts that families can afford for that to work.

For laughs, I checked out how much the meal cost in my city. It's $12.

For two dollars more, I can get a better burger at my neighborhood bar.

the menu prices are insanity.

last time i was in there, they wanted 3 bucks for the shitty little burger they used to sell for 99 cents.

Not even getting started on 10 dollar bigmacs and other stupidity.

Psshht. Imagine how badass the Empire State Building would look with a permanent King Kong statue on top.

Now imagine EVERY BUILDING.

I accept your apology.