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Joe Exotic posts on instagram that his husband was deported by ICE after years of shilling for Donald Trump.

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[–] [email protected] 294 points 1 month ago (9 children)

Hahaha, you think a gay dude's getting one of Trump's golden tickets for US citizenship? I mean come on, has he even raped any women? Remember, trans ones don't count!

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago

If you have 5 million, surely you'd just use that to live in a different country?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think trans ones count if you fuck em over instead of just merely fucking them....

Just saying, my bf wishes he could fuck me as hard as the US Government does

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[–] [email protected] 233 points 1 month ago (2 children)

He's gay and married to an immigrant and still voted trump? I knew magaheads were dense but this is neutron star level density!

[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 month ago (2 children)

still voted trump

He's in prison isn't he? He didn't vote

[–] [email protected] 108 points 1 month ago (11 children)

Wait. I'm French so this made my brain fry.

In the US prisoners have their constitutional rights removed?

[–] [email protected] 76 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Yup! In America convicted felons are not allowed to vote in federal elections and depending on the law of the state they are not allowed to vote in state or municipal elections either. As a result of these policies a disproportionate amount of black and Latino communities have had their right to vote stripped away.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

I checked it out and about 4.4 million US citizens cannot vote (excluding the real 51st state: Puerto-Rico) including 1/19 blacks. That's crazy, it's as if the country is setup for a one party system from the get go. You don't need huge prisoner cohorts to make the 3% difference needed for you to remain in power while maintaining an illusion of democracy.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago

This was by design and started shortly after the civil war. During reconstruction when the South was effectively occupied there was a decade or so where it looked like black people might actually enjoy some enfranchisement. But then the dirty compromise happened and Jim Crow took over. Suddenly black people were going to jail for the most minor infractions, and if they couldn't get them to break the law, they just lied and said they did anyway.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago (2 children)

German here.

Amazing, right? I found out a few years ago. Between this, gerrymandering and 2 right parties, that hasnt been a democracy for a long time.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (4 children)

So.... Does this mean the current sitting American president couldn't vote in the last election?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago

He was convicted in a state court, not a federal court, so the rules are a bit different.

Additionally, elections are administered at the state level, rather than federally, so his home state of Florida makes the rules allowing or disallowing his vote.

CNN wrote a piece about it on election day.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago

they are also legally slaves! the 13th amendment didn't remove slavery completely:

Section 1. Neither slavery nor involuntary servitude, except as a punishment for crime whereof the party shall have been duly convicted, shall exist within the United States, or any place subject to their jurisdiction.

BFE

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Citizens in the US don't have a constitutional right to vote. States are granted electors based (roughly) on their population that can vote and are given broad authority in how to determine how these electors are selected. Technically a state could decide how to vote based on drawing names out of a hat.

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[–] [email protected] 152 points 1 month ago (3 children)

There's going to be so many fat leopards.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don’t think Joe can vote from prison.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

In some states you can't vote once you leave it either, for felonies. States like Missouri or Mississippi require extra steps like a pardon to get your voting rights back

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[–] [email protected] 97 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's an older meme, but it checks out.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago

I can definetely still hear this one!

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[–] [email protected] 69 points 1 month ago

i thought a tiger would eat his face, but eventually turned out to be a leopard

[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 month ago

Why would Carol Baskin do this?

[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 month ago

Joe Exotic really seems to be leaning into leopards these days.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 month ago (7 children)

Wait he's actually gay? I never knew that

How do you deport a husband anyway, doesn't marriage guarantee citizenship?

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

doesn't marriage guarantee citizenship?

Not really in practice. There are other stories of spouses married to US citizens and being the parent to US babies. These guys are literally ripping families apart. They did it the first time and they are doing it now.

There is a 'path' but the hoops you would have to jump through mean you'll self deport and be away from your family for a very long time(by design). The immigration system is backed up after all. Plus what ever stable job you had will be gone after the ~~months to~~ years long wait.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago

You cannot change your status if you weren't "inspected on arrival" (have a visa) and you're banned from re-entering the country to be "inspected" for a decade after you leave. So if you overstay your visa you could change to permanent residence since you were "inspected" but if you never had a visa in the first place there's no pathway to legal residence even if you're married to an American citizen and have American citizen children.

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[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 month ago (7 children)
[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago (45 children)

Fine, but they can refer to each other as husbands if they like

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 month ago

Couldn’t have happened to a more deserving piece of shit. Zero sympathy.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 month ago

This is my favourite one so far. Fuck Joe Exotic.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 month ago (2 children)

These people never seem to realize that maybe he was the baddie after all and instead try leaning into it even harder in some attempt to appease him. It's frustrating how frequently this happens.

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 month ago

Is Kid Rock dropping an album with Justin Bieber?

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago

The faces are extra tasty.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago

“I am never gonna financially recover from this situation.”

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago

If he can get $5 million, does that mean he financially recovered from this?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Should a took em both. Hate to have couples separated

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago

Good! NO MORE IMMIGRANTS! But if he had $5Million I would also be ok with him coming back because RICH PEOPLE are BETTER then ME!

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 68 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Joe Exotic is the guy from the Tiger King documentary that went viral during lockdowns. He's a gay republican presidential candidate, a (former) zoo owner, a tiger breeder and illegal seller, and currently in jail for attempting to have a rival zoo owner murdered.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 month ago (9 children)

I'm still proud of the fact that I haven't seen Tiger King to this day.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago (3 children)

That's an odd thing of which to be proud, but I'm the same way with mainstream music. We just like to feel like we are unique sometimes.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah, doesn't make sense no matter how you look at it.

Trump was exceedingly, vulgarly, and graphically clear that a vote for him was a vote the policy of heavy-handed and widespread immigration crackdowns.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

good ol' create problem, sell solution

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