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[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

President Trump could be enjoying his golden years golfing and spending time with his family…”

You mean like… exactly what he’s doing now?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

I'm not surprised. Honestly I had wondered why he hasn't already tried this.

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[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

"Only those evil live to see their own likeness in stone."

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Why stop there? Why not just call the whole country the United States of Trump?

/s

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

I now KNOW what Conservatives will do when they FINALLY get Epstein's BLACK BOOK!

Put the People on CURRENCY!

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[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

The only paper I want to see this man's face on is toilet paper.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

I think they have syphilis and being obese in common

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Related trivia: Modern relatives of Benjamin Franklin include Kristin Wiig, Bill Macy and Amy Poehler.

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