There was a Monty Python episode where they kept cutting to John Cleese as a reporter, standing in front of the Marble Arch (IIRC). He'd say something like: "And we bring you breaking news, the Marble Arch is still here, back to the studio!" and they'd move on to the next sketch.
Or "Hi, I'm Ed Winchester", then immediately cutting away in the fast show
Nice, I'd forgotten about Ed Winchester!
Where is Larry? The people need Larry!
We need a livestream of a lettuce as a picture-in-picture to ramp up the excitement!
Were the iron decorations on either side of the door created for scraping horse poop off of your shoes? That was the original purpose of the ones we have in NYC.
Yes
It's a lovely door. I wonder if someone will enter or even leave!
I've heard there is a cat there.
No foul language - i.e. French 🤮
Obviously satire, dozy wankers