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Linux is not magic. (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
 

It's sudo science.

Credit: I read it in the latest itsfoss newsletter.
Animation: https://stonestoryrpg.com/

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[–] TheImpressiveX@lemm.ee 62 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There's a kernel of truth to that statement.

[–] radix@lemmy.world 43 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] ChrisMcMillan@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Stop making such a foss about it

[–] magic_lobster_party@fedia.io 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Keep going! But first let me grep some popcorn

[–] badbytes@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

sudo you have to keep making puns?

[–] InFerNo@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No, it's starting to get awk

[–] BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Oh shutup -h now

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
[–] BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Yeah he speaks like an old docker lost in the port

[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Brilliant. I'm gonna steal it.

[–] SatyrSack@feddit.org 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm gonna ~~steal~~ fork it.

[–] BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

2 le-git? 2 le-git to quit?

Yes I'm old.....

HAMMER TIME!!!!

scuttles off dancing like a crab having a seizure

[–] stinky@redlemmy.com 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

These images are from a mobile game. You should cite the author.

[–] deus@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's called Stone Story RPG and it's on Steam as well.

[–] BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Done, thanks

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 6 points 1 month ago

There has to be code for this somewhere.

[–] GlassHalfHopeful@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago

Oh my. 🤦🏽‍♂️ 🤣 💜

[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

I see that mages #1 and #2 have been playing Fester's Quest.

[–] SuiXi3D@fedia.io 3 points 1 month ago

It might as well be, for how little I understand it.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The first and the third guy are making two different kinds of fireworks. I prefer the 1st one, but variety is the spice of life. So there's absolutely merrit in the 3rd one.

That second one though......it just disappears with no firework. What's he even DOING with his life??? I bet his father is rightfully ashamed of him wasting his talent.

[–] OfCourseNot@fedia.io 2 points 1 month ago

Wavy-swirly is the best one.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

this would've easily been one of my favorite games back in the day.