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Linux is not magic. (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

It's sudo science.

Credit: I read it in the latest itsfoss newsletter.
Animation: https://stonestoryrpg.com/

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[–] [email protected] 62 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There's a kernel of truth to that statement.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Stop making such a foss about it

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Keep going! But first let me grep some popcorn

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

sudo you have to keep making puns?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No, it's starting to get awk

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Oh shutup -h now

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Yeah he speaks like an old docker lost in the port

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Brilliant. I'm gonna steal it.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm gonna ~~steal~~ fork it.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

2 le-git? 2 le-git to quit?

Yes I'm old.....

HAMMER TIME!!!!

scuttles off dancing like a crab having a seizure

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

These images are from a mobile game. You should cite the author.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's called Stone Story RPG and it's on Steam as well.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Done, thanks

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

There has to be code for this somewhere.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Oh my. 🤦🏽‍♂️ 🤣 💜

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I see that mages #1 and #2 have been playing Fester's Quest.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

It might as well be, for how little I understand it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The first and the third guy are making two different kinds of fireworks. I prefer the 1st one, but variety is the spice of life. So there's absolutely merrit in the 3rd one.

That second one though......it just disappears with no firework. What's he even DOING with his life??? I bet his father is rightfully ashamed of him wasting his talent.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Wavy-swirly is the best one.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

this would've easily been one of my favorite games back in the day.