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Conservatism Saved As Muslim Sex Trafficker Brought Back To U.S. (babylonbee.com)

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

Real news is more oniony than The Onion now. They ought to start doing super bland fake stories like “Cat Stuck in Tree, Saved by Local Fire Department.” Kind of like a form of eye bleach.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Is he an actual Muslim? Or did he convert just to lessen the heat on him?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

He converted before the fiasco

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

I heard a rumour he got paid to do so or something

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Perhaps Trump needs someone new to replace Epstein.

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