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[-] [email protected] 84 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Yea that’s more accurate. Meta can’t watch you when you don’t have their apps. Think, people, think

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

When you download Threads, you let The Zuck inside your house. He'll be watching you always then, even when you sleep.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

While doing medical measuring you never asked for or needed when you sleep, Orphan Black style

[-] [email protected] 53 points 2 years ago

I showed you my thread, pls respond

[-] [email protected] 51 points 2 years ago

chuckles

I’m in danger!

I won’t ever download threads on my phone. Im planning to also delete Reddit soon, I am waiting for my data I requested

Also this is my very first comment on this platform, hello to everyone!

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago
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[-] [email protected] 31 points 2 years ago

The caption is wrong. This is Zuck when you have downloaded the app. The list of permissions includes him going to your house and watching while you take a shower.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

For some people, thats a feature

[-] [email protected] 25 points 2 years ago

Threads got to me late. The moment it was advertised, I’m in too deep the lemmy hole.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago

At least you guys over on Lemmy.ml won't be dealing with that shit. I hope Lemmy.world will defed soon.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

There's nothing to defed from yet, meta hasn't registered an instance yet.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Created my account on Lemmy.ml just for this. Its easy let's go

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

if/when account migration becomes a thing, this might be a thing for me to consider. I'd hate to have to make an entirely new account just to join a different instance...

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

This can help a little to migrate. https://github.com/wescode/lemmy_migrate/blob/master/lemmy_migrate.py

It allows you, to subscribe to all of your communities. Even its not an migration

[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

I heard if you try to delete it the name changes to Threats

[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

When you're in the EU and don't have to worry about Threads yet.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

Meanwhile in the EU: sleep

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Fucking world capital of privacy laws, preach.

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[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

Meanwhile in European Union: I don't care

[-] Squirrel 10 points 2 years ago

I haven't even downloaded Facebook or Instagram. I trust that company less than nearly any other major American tech company.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

LOL accurate!

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

What is this pic from? Photoshopped?

[-] [email protected] 25 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 54 points 2 years ago

Zuck can be AI generated so easily because you don't have to worry about the uncanny valley.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Number Five alive! No disassemble!

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

Yah a lot of people think that, pretty sure he’s just a super weird guy though

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

I’ve been wondering why there aren’t more memes using AI generated images like this. There is so much potential.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

I see your haven't downloaded it yet, and raise you a I don't even know what the hell it is.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

I’m unable to and probably never will. They want like.. all your data

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Whelp, looks like sleep is out of the question tonight.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Mark ZuckerBear - if you feed him data just once, he’ll always come back for more

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Warning: do not feed the zuck

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

He'll have a long wait

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

When you nut but she still Zucc-in

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

He's not human

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

stumbles into Lemmy as a newb

What is Threads?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Instagram with text posts, but branded as Twitter and with plans to take over the fediverse

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

I'm tempted to start the download then immediately cancel and give a 1 star rating. But I also don't want to add to their download stats. Decisions decisions...

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

If you downloaded it, did it start trying to gather info before or after you downloaded it?

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[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

He's behind me, isn't he?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

This is the kind of guy my mom tells me to avoid and a few years later I understand why she was so damn right.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

That image might haunt me in my dreams. There is just something so off with his eyes.

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